I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted, you're in s deserted island and have no idea how to build a fire.
AND you forgot your soy sauce.
I wish I could understand the language of the universe.
Granted but now you here every language in the world at the same time all the time all in your head
I wish I had a cute guy to cuddle with
Granted but he's been chloroformed, blindfolded and duct taped to a chair. The police are closing in on you. Cuddle quickly.
I wish I could drink my calories away.0 -
You can but now your an Alchey (sp?) Alcoholic
I wouldn't mind some pain killers right now
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Granted: in full because you broke your thumb, poor thing. Ouch!
Wish: I was averaging more than five hrs sleep per night. The Surge does not lie.0 -
Sounds good. You average 24 hrs instead, missing every day of blessings for your life. I wish college life weren't so stressful0
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Granted: college is no longer stressful because you changed your major to fingerpainting & scheduled all classes after 10am. Good luck becoming a surgeon that way!
Wish: they had thought that through0 -
Granted, but then what woulda happened to your comeback?
I wish someone would fix me something to eat!0 -
Granted: a handsome man just made you a four course gourmet meal. You can't eat it because you are too distracted by his abs. I think you're satisfied anyway.
Wish: I wasn't so jacked up on caffeine0 -
Yay!! Now that's a diet i can live with!
I wish he'd rub my back!
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Granted: he will also rub your back, but only with toothpaste. He's a little odd.
Wish: a yummy snack0 -
Granted your a yummy snack for a hungry bear
I wish there were some better super bowl commercials this year0 -
Granted, but Denver is playing and winning!
I want a burrito from Chubby's0 -
Granted, but you get food poisoning.. The guy who made it didn't wash his hands after using the rest room.
I wish I had a night to myself!0 -
Granted, a night to yourself. But you are in the drunk tank and the toilet is broken. Be happy!
I wish I had a million dollar invention.0 -
Granted, but the million dollar invention somehow gains a mind of its own and wrecks the village at night!
I wish I were a fish :P0 -
Granted! You are now someone's Sushi lunch!
I wish I had some Sushi right now!0 -
Granted.... I'm the sushi and I will haunt you forever bahahaaa
I WISH I had a Harley0 -
Granted, but this one comes with 3 legs (not talking aobut the kickstand) and a beard down to his bellybutton
I wish I could take a trip to Mars with all my MFP besties and their families0 -
SojournerThirteen wrote: »Granted, but this one comes with 3 legs (not talking aobut the kickstand) and a beard down to his bellybutton
I wish I could take a trip to Mars with all my MFP besties and their families
Granted, you're in Mars, Pennsylvania and you're alone as you have grossly overestimated the affections of your MFP "besties".
I wish this deadline wasn't tomorrow.0 -
Granted: the deadline was last week, instead. Whoops. I guess you spaced.
Wish: the deal was real, like in the plan0 -
Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Granted: the deadline was last week, instead. Whoops. I guess you spaced.
Wish: the deal was real, like in the plan
D'oh!
Granted, however the deal was for your soul and Satan has come to collect. Hope you enjoy red hot pokers ...
I wish I hadn't thrown out that copy of Action Comics #1.0
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