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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Granted, you stop gagging because you've asphyxiated on your own vomit.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, meet Lizzie Borden.

    I wish I had a cupcake.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited January 2015
    You have a cupcake, and it's stale

    I wish I could run faster
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but nobody can see her but you.

    I wish I could go on a trip around the world.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it takes you months to stop once you've started. Your joints and ligaments give out long before then though.

    I wish I were invincible.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You are, and you live to see the end of the world and are doomed to live alone forever.

    I wish I could tell when people are lying.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted you can tell when people are lying, but you believe their lies anyways

    I wish I had a super power too!
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted - Your husband tells you that he is not having an affair and definitely doesn't have aids.

    I wish i could teleport
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, you have super smell, but can only smell bad odors.

    I wish I knew all!
  • khaleesikhaleesi
    khaleesikhaleesi Posts: 213 Member
    @Spnneil06‌ Granted-- but then the knowledge would be too much for you, and you would become extremely depressed. (Could totally happen.)

    I wish I could change my appearance at will.
  • WayneBradt
    WayneBradt Posts: 69 Member
    Granted-you can change your appearance at will, but you only change into unappealing things.

    I wish I could fly.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted but you don't know how to land

    I wish i could go to Miami all expenses paid
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, unfortunately you are being transferred to the high security prison there. Don't drop the soap!

    I wish I only had to sleep an hour and be refreshed.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, unfortunately you are being transferred to the high security prison there. Don't drop the soap!

    I wish I only had to sleep an hour and be refreshed.

    Granted but you're only refreshed for an hour and then you slip into a coma. Nighty night.

    I wish I had buns of steel but not actual steel.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, the hamburger bun you order is stale AF!!!

    I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, everyone on earth but you disappe...

    ...

    ....
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    ... ..... ......

    i wish I had a beautiful new 5 bedroom home, completely paid off
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it's a dollhouse.

    I wish babies didn't cry.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    1Hunie wrote: »
    ... ..... ......

    i wish I had a beautiful new 5 bedroom home, completely paid off

    Granted. It's on the moon. Enjoy paying for astronaut training.

    I wish I remembered my keys.
  • ROFLwaffle82
    ROFLwaffle82 Posts: 205 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but it's to a tractor with flat tires.

    I wish I could eat cheese cake again without consequences.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but it's a dollhouse.

    I wish babies didn't cry.

    Granted, now they curse like longshoremen.

    I wish toilets were self cleaning.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but it's a dollhouse.

    I wish babies didn't cry.

    Granted, now they curse like longshoremen.

    I wish toilets were self cleaning.

    hahaha! hilarious!

    They are but now you have to pay 5 dollars every time you need to use one.

    I wish i were a mermaid
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but the plumbing breaks.

    I wish somebody would pay off all of my student loans and medical bills.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, now you owe them!

    I wish my hair would grow longer but not thicker
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, your leg hair looks MAHVELOUS

    I wish I could find my shirt.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but it's a pink crop top, totes adorbs!

    I wish someone would make me breakfast!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but they burn it beyond recognition and get seriously butthurt if you don't eat it.

    I wish that it were Spring.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your now required to mow grass non stop...keep growing nature!!

    i wish i had more clam chowder
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it has flies in it because you left it out for over the weekend! ;)

    I wish my hair always smelled amazing.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, but everyone keeps stopping to smell it

    I wish it were 4pm Friday
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