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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but sadly they are about to avalanche on to you, was nice to know you!

    I wish my hands weren't so cold

    Granted, you're the Firestarter and you set everyone you touch ablaze. Warm hands, cold heart.

    I wish I didn't have that third cup of coffee.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are stuck in Overtime working for satan. Plenty of nickels chained around your neck.

    Wish: that pie was fresher

    Granted, the pie is fresher, but everything you eat turns to ash in your mouth. Hubby is justifiably leery of you.

    I wish I wasn't such a freak.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're no longer a well loved freak, you are an outcast pretty boy. So lonely.

    Wish: I could get a snack
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you're no longer a well loved freak, you are an outcast pretty boy. So lonely.

    Wish: I could get a snack

    Granted, but your taste buds have all shriveled up. Everything tastes like boiled turkey necks. Scrumptious.

    I wish I could remember my phone number.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted: you recall your own phone #, but you never seem to pick up. It doesn't work that way. You can't just phone up your multiple personalities. Stay in therapy.

    Wish: my house could be like the UP house (balloon travel)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: you recall your own phone #, but you never seem to pick up. It doesn't work that way. You can't just phone up your multiple personalities. Stay in therapy.

    Wish: my house could be like th UP house (ballon travel)

    LOL well played

    Granted, you are now the old man from the movie but your "balloon trip" is actually a hallucination brought on by a kink in your oxygen tank tube.

    I wish I could wield the force like Darth vader
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, now you re-live scenes from the Star Wars movies for the rest of your life. Any you are three feet tall.

    I wish I had a hover car (re: Back to the Future).
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You have a hover car but it's broken and since it's from the future, we don't have the parts!

    I wish the garbage took itself out.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: the garbage takes its self out, but only when it wants to. It prefers to stack itself along your walls for a few days first. Stinky situation.

    Wish: that thing would go back where it came from
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
    It does but now drags you back too I wish I had unlimited tea
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it's tainted with rat feces, enjoy!

    I wish my eyes would stop hurting.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. They fell out. They no longer hurt you.
    (Sorry)

    I wish I had slept more last night.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but then you slept all day missed work and couldn't post on MFP.

    I wish I could get a massage right now.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but the masseuse was new...and sick. Not only did you catch the flu, but he jacked up your back, too.

    I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    msh0612 wrote: »
    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.

    HAHA. I ate a pretty big meal. Busy day, so I didn't get a chance to eat much. Wanted to digest the food and figured I'd mess around on the forums. 30 minutes later...hahaha

    Granted...but the dude who made it spat in it. Phlegm. Yum.

    I wish I had a frozen yogurt right now. See what you did!!

  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted.
    Your mouth has been taken away forever.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    msh0612 wrote: »
    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.

    HAHA. I ate a pretty big meal. Busy day, so I didn't get a chance to eat much. Wanted to digest the food and figured I'd mess around on the forums. 30 minutes later...hahaha

    Granted...but the dude who made it spat in it. Phlegm. Yum.

    I wish I had a frozen yogurt right now. See what you did!!

    LMAO
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I wish the above poster had asked for a wish per the rules. ;)
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but it wouldn't have made any sense anway


    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We did, but we are stuck on two opposite sides of the islands and being chased by the native head hunters.

    I wish I could have a big yummy breakfast and not feel bad about it.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    Granted, but it wouldn't have made any sense anway


    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island

    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    I wish I gave in and ate that Krispy Kreme this morning.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited January 2015
    You did, but someone who was sick with the plague had sneezed on it, sorry about your luck.

    I wish I were a mathematician
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island
    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    Stuck on an island with Mel, Ginger, AND Mary-Ann? Not exactly a "ruined" wish. Unless of course, those headhunters or the crazy Russian guy with the monkey shows up (why do I remember that?!?!?!?)

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island
    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    Stuck on an island with Mel, Ginger, AND Mary-Ann? Not exactly a "ruined" wish. Unless of course, those headhunters or the crazy Russian guy with the monkey shows up (why do I remember that?!?!?!?)

    *fistbump* and props!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.

    You are, but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get inside your house without crawling everywhere, even then you hit your head on the walls.

    I wish I could be a cat for a day.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.

    You are, but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get inside your house without crawling everywhere, even then you hit your head on the walls.

    I wish I could be a cat for a day.

    Granted, but you're next on the taxidermist's list.

    I wish the snow in my driveway would just disappear.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It did, now it's on your bed. You are welcome!

    I wish I could eat pizza for each meal and not gain any weight.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, welcome to extra-strength laxative pizza!

    I wish I didn't just gag at that thought.
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