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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    SNAKES!

    I wish I was at a resort in Hawaii
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted...hey is that a chalk outline there?

    I wish I knew what I was making for dinner
  • MsJulesRenee
    MsJulesRenee Posts: 1,180 Member
    edited January 2015
    Your fridge ran away.

    I wish Robert Downey Jr. will finally call me!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, he calls you a loony starstruck groupie and then calls the police to haul you away. At least you get to use your one call on him if you want to.

    I wish this snow would shovel itself.
  • Mswack78
    Mswack78 Posts: 611 Member
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mrswack78 wrote: »
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...

    Granted, you now have he finest mule farm in the world. But they're incredibly stubborn. Not unlike your bum, apparently. ;)

    I wish I didn't have that image in my head.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: 10 donkeys have sprouted in your bedroom. They all want to sleep in your bed.

    I wish I had an indoor garden.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    mrswack78 wrote: »
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...

    Granted, you now have he finest mule farm in the world. But they're incredibly stubborn. Not unlike your bum, apparently. ;)

    I wish I didn't have that image in my head.

    granted: but it was the image of your success, that would have led to your success.

    Wish: I knew where I lost that valuable thing
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: 10 donkeys have sprouted in your bedroom. They all want to sleep in your bed.

    I wish I had an indoor garden.

    Granted, it's a marijuana garden and the police are at the front door. Don't bend over to pick carrots in prison. Just saying ...

    I wish I didn't have THAT image in my head either.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    mrswack78 wrote: »
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...

    Granted, you now have he finest mule farm in the world. But they're incredibly stubborn. Not unlike your bum, apparently. ;)

    I wish I didn't have that image in my head.

    granted: but it was the image of your success, that would have led to your success.

    Wish: I knew where I lost that valuable thing

    Granted. But now so does the whole internet because the embarrassing xRay is on the front page of every social media platform. How DID you get that so far up there?

    I wish I could stop with these images.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    ROFL

    granted: the images you stop are of all your dreams coming true. Now you're left with nightmares, my friend. Keep the nightlight on.

    Wish: I had a private plane
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you have your very own private plane. But no woodworking skills so it just sits on that rough piece of wood waiting.

    I wish this treasure map were real.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: it's real & you follow it, but I got there first. Should not have trusted me.

    Wish: lifetime supply of chai lattes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your bladder is a fifth of its current size. Now you're gonna pee a latte.

    I wish I really didn't have THAT image in my head
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.

    I wish I had a smart phone again
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.

    I wish I had a smart phone again

    Granted, you have a smart phone, but dumb fingers that keep calling 911. The police are not amused.

    I wish I was in Dixie.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but it's smarter than you ;) and Suri runs your da#n life.

    Wish: we would get some snow
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted you get some snow, also known on the street as cocain, the DEA knocks down your door and takes you away forever.

    I wish I could lose this last 25 lbs over night.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. I hope you didn't need your legs because they just got chopped off. Good work, Stumpy.

    I wish I could wish the sidewalk shoveled.
  • MsJulesRenee
    MsJulesRenee Posts: 1,180 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, he calls you a loony starstruck groupie and then calls the police to haul you away. At least you get to use your one call on him if you want to.

    oh :'( lol At least he acknowledged me.


    PASS ME
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted. I hope you didn't need your legs because they just got chopped off. Good work, Stumpy.

    I wish I could wish the sidewalk shoveled.
    Granted, but you have to pay out the nose for service.
    I wish the next poster send me a FR.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Done, keep in mind I am a "Helga of the Gestapo" type who stalks you day and night.

    I wish cold spend a night in the white house.
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, but you're catering a wedding.

    I wish I could grow wings and fly.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    baconboobies wrote: »
    Granted, but you're catering a wedding.

    I wish I could grow wings and fly.

    Granted, you're a mayfly. And your 24 hours is almost up.

    I wish I had some bacon!
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.

    I wish I could sing (well)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    baconboobies wrote: »
    Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.

    I wish I could sing (well)

    Granted but only dogs can hear it. But they love you.

    I wish I didn't eat that donut.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you didn't. But should have. It was the last food available on the island.

    Wish: super vision
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You are now subordinate to the meanest supervisor. Ever. Get to work.

    I wish that donut didn't taste so good that I needed another.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Love it.

    Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.

    Wish: he knew better than that.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Love it.

    Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.

    Wish: he knew better than that.

    Geanted, he's now your gynecologist and knows far too much. Some stuff that is best kept between you and your medical provider. Because yuck.

    I wish I had some mind soap for what I just pictured there.
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