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  • Posts: 3,836 Member
    SNAKES!

    I wish I was at a resort in Hawaii
  • Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted...hey is that a chalk outline there?

    I wish I knew what I was making for dinner
  • Posts: 1,180 Member
    edited January 2015
    Your fridge ran away.

    I wish Robert Downey Jr. will finally call me!
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, he calls you a loony starstruck groupie and then calls the police to haul you away. At least you get to use your one call on him if you want to.

    I wish this snow would shovel itself.
  • Posts: 611 Member
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    mrswack78 wrote: »
    Granted but there has been a heatwave which has melted the snow causing serious flooding...

    I wish I could grow an assss...

    Granted, you now have he finest mule farm in the world. But they're incredibly stubborn. Not unlike your bum, apparently. ;)

    I wish I didn't have that image in my head.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: 10 donkeys have sprouted in your bedroom. They all want to sleep in your bed.

    I wish I had an indoor garden.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »

    Granted, you now have he finest mule farm in the world. But they're incredibly stubborn. Not unlike your bum, apparently. ;)

    I wish I didn't have that image in my head.

    granted: but it was the image of your success, that would have led to your success.

    Wish: I knew where I lost that valuable thing
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted: 10 donkeys have sprouted in your bedroom. They all want to sleep in your bed.

    I wish I had an indoor garden.

    Granted, it's a marijuana garden and the police are at the front door. Don't bend over to pick carrots in prison. Just saying ...

    I wish I didn't have THAT image in my head either.
  • Posts: 5,787 Member

    granted: but it was the image of your success, that would have led to your success.

    Wish: I knew where I lost that valuable thing

    Granted. But now so does the whole internet because the embarrassing xRay is on the front page of every social media platform. How DID you get that so far up there?

    I wish I could stop with these images.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    ROFL

    granted: the images you stop are of all your dreams coming true. Now you're left with nightmares, my friend. Keep the nightlight on.

    Wish: I had a private plane
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you have your very own private plane. But no woodworking skills so it just sits on that rough piece of wood waiting.

    I wish this treasure map were real.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: it's real & you follow it, but I got there first. Should not have trusted me.

    Wish: lifetime supply of chai lattes
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your bladder is a fifth of its current size. Now you're gonna pee a latte.

    I wish I really didn't have THAT image in my head
  • Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.

    I wish I had a smart phone again
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.

    I wish I had a smart phone again

    Granted, you have a smart phone, but dumb fingers that keep calling 911. The police are not amused.

    I wish I was in Dixie.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but it's smarter than you ;) and Suri runs your da#n life.

    Wish: we would get some snow
  • Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted you get some snow, also known on the street as cocain, the DEA knocks down your door and takes you away forever.

    I wish I could lose this last 25 lbs over night.
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. I hope you didn't need your legs because they just got chopped off. Good work, Stumpy.

    I wish I could wish the sidewalk shoveled.
  • Posts: 1,180 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, he calls you a loony starstruck groupie and then calls the police to haul you away. At least you get to use your one call on him if you want to.

    oh :'( lol At least he acknowledged me.


    PASS ME
  • Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted. I hope you didn't need your legs because they just got chopped off. Good work, Stumpy.

    I wish I could wish the sidewalk shoveled.
    Granted, but you have to pay out the nose for service.
    I wish the next poster send me a FR.
  • Posts: 3,836 Member
    Done, keep in mind I am a "Helga of the Gestapo" type who stalks you day and night.

    I wish cold spend a night in the white house.
  • Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, but you're catering a wedding.

    I wish I could grow wings and fly.
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you're catering a wedding.

    I wish I could grow wings and fly.

    Granted, you're a mayfly. And your 24 hours is almost up.

    I wish I had some bacon!
  • Posts: 906 Member
    Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.

    I wish I could sing (well)
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.

    I wish I could sing (well)

    Granted but only dogs can hear it. But they love you.

    I wish I didn't eat that donut.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you didn't. But should have. It was the last food available on the island.

    Wish: super vision
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You are now subordinate to the meanest supervisor. Ever. Get to work.

    I wish that donut didn't taste so good that I needed another.
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Love it.

    Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.

    Wish: he knew better than that.
  • Posts: 5,787 Member
    Love it.

    Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.

    Wish: he knew better than that.

    Geanted, he's now your gynecologist and knows far too much. Some stuff that is best kept between you and your medical provider. Because yuck.

    I wish I had some mind soap for what I just pictured there.
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