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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • court_fritch26
    court_fritch26 Posts: 297 Member
    Granted: but you can only teleport on random/shuffle (i.e. you never get where you are going)

    I wish I could take all the calories out of my favorite foods.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but with the calories goes the taste.

    I wish we had a pool.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but also, out goes the flavor. Blandsville.

    Wish: Athletica sportswear free work out wardrobe
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but you have to wear a moo moo over the top every time you put it on.

    I wish I was getting a pedi right now
  • Papatoad194
    Papatoad194 Posts: 251 Member
    You're wish is granted, strange though. Now no one ever sees you two int he same room..................... and you wouldn't hurt a fly............
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    No wish made above so moving above him ...

    Granted, but your pedi comes at the cost of the rest of your body growing hair as thick as a carpet. You are the next JoJo the Dog Faced Kid. Woof.

    I wish I knew then what I know now.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. But since you have all this knowledge, all your decisions have changed. Just like in the Butterfly Effect, you've altered the present. Now you're an unemployed hobo.

    I wish I wasn't still congested. :(
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but now you can't stop the flow


    I wish I was leaner
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    TheProudDadLife wrote: »
    granted , but now you can't stop the flow


    I wish I was leaner

    Granted. You are now Flat Stanley. Enjoy the 2nd dimension

    I wish I didn't kiss that girl.

  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You kissed her grandma instead.

    I wish I would just log off this website and go do something productive!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You're going into labor with octuplets. So very productive are you now.

    I wish this damned phone would stop pinging.
  • Anna12row
    Anna12row Posts: 44
    Granted - but you lost everything that was important to you
    - I wish I could be invisible for 1 hour a day
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted but now you have horrible body odor so everyone can tell where you are anyway.

    I wish I played better golf.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted but now you have horrible body odor so everyone can tell where you are anyway.

    I wish I played better golf.

    Granted but you've lost all sense of direction and play every course backwards, getting disqualified every time. But damn that's a fine drive.

    I wish the demon under my bed would stop breathing so loudly.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. He quietly breathes now...but he has really bad gas.

    I wish I didn't eat that much lasagna.
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    GRANTED: You didn't eat that much lasagna... you had a gallon of expired milk instead!

    I wish Sam Hunt would marry me...lol
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but he now sounds like Elmo

    I wish I had a chef
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but he can burn water..eat up

    I wish I could juggle
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited January 2015
    GRANTED: But now everyone invites you to juggle for their kid on their birthday parties

    I wish i was a mathematical genius
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted now everyone expects you to do their taxes

    I wish I had eaten better today
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you have to cook for the entire forum tomorrow.

    I wish people wouldn't keep skipping over my entries in this post.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but no one plays anymore

    I wish I had another pillow
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but it has bed bugs in it.

    I wish I could find a sub tomorrow!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted the navy is showing up

    I wish this rain doesn't turn to snow like it's supposed to
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but now you have to work all summer.

    I wish I could play the guitar instantly instead of learning it the slow way
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But you can only play Nickelback songs

    I wish I could sing like Carrie Underwood
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but you have such stage fright you can only sing when you are alone.

    I wish I spoke every language fluently
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: but now you have forgotten how to write in English

    I wish i was a movie star
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: but the only roles you play are opposite Roseanne Bar as your lover

    I wish I were fishing tomorrow instead of working!
  • sharleeofky
    sharleeofky Posts: 1 Member
    Granted: you are are blind and cripple by driving the 64 without power steering.

    I wish for sunshine tomorrow
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