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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted but you actually stole it and are wanted by the cops now

    I wish I had the energy for this workout
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your rocking that jazzercise

    I wish I had paid more attention at school
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Now you're no fun. All work and no play...

    I wish I had a drink.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. Now you have all the quadratic equations, chemical elements, and historical dates stuck in your head. Unfortunately, you can never remember where your keys are, where you work, or when the last time you ate was.

    I wish I could go to sleep already.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but now you miss all the engaging entertainment


    I wish I could by the world a coke
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Hey... you granted my wish! Now we're all dead because the fizz is actually an acid that eats away our insides.

    I wish I had some sushi to go with this asian kiss martini.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    You can, but you have to deliver the Cokes one at a time, so the last few flatten before reaching those customers.
    I wish there was no such thing as stress!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. There is no stress in the world. People are all laid back, lazy, and don't care about anything. Disease? Earthquake? Disaster? no one cares. no one is stressed.

    I wish I could buy a new TV.



  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. There is no stress in the world. People are all laid back, lazy, and don't care about anything. Disease? Earthquake? Disaster? no one cares. no one is stressed.

    I wish I could buy a new TV.


    Granted. You now own your very own transvestite. His name is Lula.

    I wish I wore a different shirt to this event.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You chose a strapless top from the women's section.

    I wish I could finally log off this damn computer. MFP is soo addicting. Or I'm lazy. Or both.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your in rehab but every one is laughing at your "addiction"
    I wish I had my own death star
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, you wake up in the Matrix, unplugged and destitute trying to find work in the wastelands that used to be earth. And you don't know jack squat about Kung fu.

    I wish I knew Kung Fu.
  • profesorakrf
    profesorakrf Posts: 79 Member
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    Granted, but then everybody would want to fight you all the time, and you'd never get that song - everybody was Kung Fu fighting - out of your head.

    I wish I could compose music like Mozart.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but you can only compose one song ... wait for it .. "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting". Boom.

    I wish I knew what I did with that pen.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    No no you truly don't want to know!! Trust me

    I wish I had a bowl of lucky charms
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but they're all rabbit feet. And the rabbits that they came from are all screaming in agony next to the bowl. Bon Appetit!

    I wish I didn't give that girl my phone number!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted! You gave it to a transvestite instead, and he won't stop calling! You'll have to change your number.

    I wish I could stop hearing these voices in my head...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but now you hear the voices in your butt. And they're angry.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but the directions you got take you the long way and on your way there, your car breaks down...so you never make it.

    I wish I had jeans in my size.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted, but now you don't know how to get back home. :(

    I wish I could fly to the moon.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but now you hear the voices in your butt. And they're angry.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.

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