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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.
I wish I had servants to do my bidding.
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.
I wish I had servants to do my bidding.
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granted, but then they got mad at you because servitude was abolished and they retaliated against you and flipped the script.
I wish my wishes were ruin proof. Ha!0 -
Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.
Bam!
I wish I wasn't so tired right now.0 -
Granted. Revoked. Signed, Indy N. Giver
I wish I could spoon with Al Gore.0 -
Granted you share global warming secrets
I wish there was more to the story0 -
Granted: Inflation has caused prices to rise by 500 percent.
Wish: a full night of sleep0 -
granted but you wont wake up in the morning
I wish I could control my leptin0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.
Bam!
I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
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Granted, but now your sodium is through the roof.
I wish The person below would buy me a one of a kind Hublot time piece.0 -
Granted...sure it's authentic..the guy in that alley assured me it was for 20 bucks
I wish I didn't have a headache0 -
Granted: your headache is gone, but so is your head! Ninjas with swords. Watch your back.
Wish: Birds would always be singing pleasantly outside my window0 -
They are, all day, all night, they never stop, it starts to drive you slowly but surely insane.
I wish I could wake up easier!0 -
Granted: There are always birds outside your window, waiting to attack if you leave the house.
I wish It was warm enough to run outside.0 -
Granted: 8 strangers gently jiggle your shoulder every morning for an hour to rouse you. But they all have BO & bad breath. Good morning, sunshine.
Wish: a little elf would bring me beverages on a tray when I need them.0 -
Me too! Granted but everytime you run outside, you will be caught in a horrendous thunderstorm.
I wish I never craved anything unhealthy0 -
They will, but then when they do you owe them your first born, then your first born grandchild, it goes on and on.
I wish my house would clean it's self!0 -
Granted but someone will slap you every time you leave something lying around.
I wish I was faster at typing this out.0 -
Granted, you never crave any unhealthy things again. But now you can only eat oatmeal without toppings.
I wish I could climb like my cat.0 -
You can, but you forget how to climb down and have to be rescued in front of all your neighbors.
I wish I could sing like a bird.0 -
Granted but every car in the neighborhood want to eat you
I wish I had an elephant to ride to work0 -
You do, but it stops every three minutes as it get's distracted and makes you late.
I wish I never had to wash laundry.0 -
You don't you've gone nuts so now all you wear is aluminum foil
I wish someone would bring me breakfast0 -
They do, but you have no time to eat it
I wish I could be alone for one day.0 -
Granted, the next day you are in charge of 100 - 2 year olds
I wish I did not have to work today.0 -
Granted..how's the sun in that desert treating you
I wish I was one of the X men0 -
You are, but your power is that you can stretch one middle finger, that's it.
I wish I could eat all the pizza rolls in the world and not get fat!0 -
Granted, but now all other food is poison to you.
I wish I had a beach body.0 -
Granted, but you live in Alaska.
I wish I didn't have to wash my hair every day.0 -
Granted but people keep trying to throw you back in the water
I wish these granted wishes weren't so mean smiles0
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