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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.

    I wish I had servants to do my bidding.

  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.

    I wish I had servants to do my bidding.
    way too much thought put into ruining my wish!


  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    granted, but then they got mad at you because servitude was abolished and they retaliated against you and flipped the script.
    I wish my wishes were ruin proof. Ha!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.

    Bam!

    I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
    Granted. Revoked. Signed, Indy N. Giver

    I wish I could spoon with Al Gore.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you share global warming secrets

    I wish there was more to the story
  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
    Granted: Inflation has caused prices to rise by 500 percent.

    Wish: a full night of sleep
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    granted but you wont wake up in the morning

    I wish I could control my leptin
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.

    Bam!

    I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
    Touche! the force is strong in this one.

  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Granted, but now your sodium is through the roof.
    I wish The person below would buy me a one of a kind Hublot time piece. :#
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted...sure it's authentic..the guy in that alley assured me it was for 20 bucks

    I wish I didn't have a headache
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: your headache is gone, but so is your head! Ninjas with swords. Watch your back.

    Wish: Birds would always be singing pleasantly outside my window
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They are, all day, all night, they never stop, it starts to drive you slowly but surely insane.

    I wish I could wake up easier!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted: There are always birds outside your window, waiting to attack if you leave the house.

    I wish It was warm enough to run outside.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: 8 strangers gently jiggle your shoulder every morning for an hour to rouse you. But they all have BO & bad breath. Good morning, sunshine.

    Wish: a little elf would bring me beverages on a tray when I need them.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Me too! Granted but everytime you run outside, you will be caught in a horrendous thunderstorm.

    I wish I never craved anything unhealthy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They will, but then when they do you owe them your first born, then your first born grandchild, it goes on and on.

    I wish my house would clean it's self!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Granted but someone will slap you every time you leave something lying around.

    I wish I was faster at typing this out.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you never crave any unhealthy things again. But now you can only eat oatmeal without toppings.

    I wish I could climb like my cat.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but you forget how to climb down and have to be rescued in front of all your neighbors.

    I wish I could sing like a bird.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but every car in the neighborhood want to eat you

    I wish I had an elephant to ride to work
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it stops every three minutes as it get's distracted and makes you late.

    I wish I never had to wash laundry.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    You don't you've gone nuts so now all you wear is aluminum foil

    I wish someone would bring me breakfast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They do, but you have no time to eat it ;)

    I wish I could be alone for one day.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, the next day you are in charge of 100 - 2 year olds

    I wish I did not have to work today.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted..how's the sun in that desert treating you

    I wish I was one of the X men
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You are, but your power is that you can stretch one middle finger, that's it.

    I wish I could eat all the pizza rolls in the world and not get fat!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now all other food is poison to you.

    I wish I had a beach body.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you live in Alaska.

    I wish I didn't have to wash my hair every day.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but people keep trying to throw you back in the water

    I wish these granted wishes weren't so mean smiles
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