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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now they send them via snail mail and you have to read them all.

    I wish I could breathe under water.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your a gold fish

    I wish I had finished college
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted your a gold fish

    I wish I had finished college

    Granted. It was clown college. But there's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.

    I wish this Damned phone would stop ringing.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted it does. But not the ringing in your ears

    I wish I had moves like James bond
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you have all his moves and 1:16th of his speed. Oddjob finishes his sandwich before your punch comes close and he chops your head off before it lands.

    I wish I were the almighty himself.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. ...but all the other Almighties from all the other religions crash your house for a surprise party and NEVER leave...

    I wish I had a chocolate dipped swirly yogurt cone.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You had one and then dropped it into the dirty ground right before your first taste. :\

    I wish this cold would go away.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted now it is freezing instead

    I wish i could cook like Wolfgang
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Granted, but you chopped off you finger and accidentally served it in an entree.
    I wish I could perform perfect handstand pushups on my fingertips.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    donamel04 wrote: »
    Granted, but you chopped off you finger and accidentally served it in an entree.
    I wish I could perform perfect handstand pushups on my fingertips.

    Granted but you can never be right side up again. Let those fingers do the walking.

    I wish I owned the Eye of Thundera
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but someone stole it.

    I wish I could walk on my hands!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. An evil witch cast a spell that switched your feet with your hands. Now you eat with your toes.

    I wish MFP friends were real friends.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They are but they all turn out to be those psycho needy friends.

    I wish I could be invisible
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. An evil witch cast a spell that switched your feet with your hands. Now you eat with your toes.

    I wish MFP friends were real friends.

    Granted. But they're all encased in round spheres from which they cannot escape and are forever locked in the positions they took for their profile pictures. Enjoy your collection.

    I wish I could sing away the pain.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now everyone else is in pain

    I wish i was a math genius
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You are but only in your head, can't explain it to anybody or write it down.

    I wish I was super cool.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted your body tempature is just above freezing..chill my drink please?

    i wish i was stock market savvey
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted your body tempature is just above freezing..chill my drink please?

    i wish i was stock market savvey

    Granted, you are the best at determining breeding and maintenance for livestock markets across the country.

    I wish this lunch tasted better.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: your lunch tastes great. I just bullied it away from you. Took your pocket change too.

    Wish: I had a sun deck on my roof
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    Granted, it tastes amazing but you don't get to eat it.

    I wish I got to eat @jaymvita's amazing lunch
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted your body tempature is just above freezing..chill my drink please?

    i wish i was stock market savvey

    anytime baby! lmao
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but you get the remnants out of the garbage.

    I wish I knew everything!
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    you do but you have a 2 second memory span

    I wish I could wear pajama pants all day everyday
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..welcome to walmart

    i wish someone would clean my desk for me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Done, now it's all on the floor. Have fun cleaning that up.

    I wish I would never cry again.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: Ok, your desk is cleaned out, but it was the cops & they haul you away (bad boy)

    wish: roof top sun deck
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    granted but you drown on the inside from all the unshed tears

    i wish i had worn mascara this morning
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did, but it's sticking together and looks nasty.

    I wish I could have a massage.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    you can but the masseuse is an 95 year old creepy man with cold hands

    i wish someone would bring me a cupcake
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted but its a prostate massage. Oh, yeah, you're a man now.

    I wish I didn't use that last match.
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