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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You know the lyrics but you sound like a dying cow singing it.

    I wish i didn't have to get dressed for work.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted.. But the line of work you are in does not require clothes... OOOHHH

    I wish that my clone would go work out for me.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted.. But the line of work you are in does not require clothes... OOOHHH

    I wish that my clone would go work out for me.

    BOOOOM!! lmao!

    She can but she keeps ruining everything and gets you fired!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    No wish to grant....

    I wish I wasn't so sleepy this morning.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but you will never feel sleepy again (think about it...)

    I wish I owned a 1958 Fender Precision bass in perfect condition.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you do, however you broke both hands and can't play ever again.

    I wish I could save every animal in the world.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted. the only way to save them was to blast them off to another planet.

    I wish I didn't break my hands so I can play that bass!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the bass dies because it's been out of water so long and you're left playing a dead fish. And it sounds awful.

    I wish I wasn't so sleep ... zzzzzz
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    they are fixed, but now you forgot how to.

    I wish I had a giant cup of coffee
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but it would be super bitter and you get no milk, cream, or sugar.

    I wish I could fly
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    Granted, but it would be super bitter and you get no milk, cream, or sugar.

    I wish I could fly

    Granted, but you have no control over it and simply float up into space. Don't worry, you died long before you got into the upper stratosphere.

    I wish that wishes were fishes.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but you can't post "butt shots" as profile pictures anymore (no, seriously...)

    I wish the entire cast of "THE VIEW" would get stuck in an elevator for a year.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't post "butt shots" as profile pictures anymore (no, seriously...)

    I wish the entire cast of "THE VIEW" would get stuck in an elevator for a year.

    Granted, but you're in the elevator with them. Enjoy the show.

    I wish I could quit you.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't post "butt shots" as profile pictures anymore (no, seriously...)

    I wish the entire cast of "THE VIEW" would get stuck in an elevator for a year.

    Granted, but you're in the elevator with them. Enjoy the show.

    I wish I could quit you.

    No problem - I'll get that elevator ride rigged ASAP.

    I wish I could shrink down and go on a "fantastic voyage"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't post "butt shots" as profile pictures anymore (no, seriously...)

    I wish the entire cast of "THE VIEW" would get stuck in an elevator for a year.

    Granted, but you're in the elevator with them. Enjoy the show.

    I wish I could quit you.

    OWNED!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but there is a cat chasing you and she's hungry.

    I wish I could laugh all day and not ever have to be serious.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't post "butt shots" as profile pictures anymore (no, seriously...)

    I wish the entire cast of "THE VIEW" would get stuck in an elevator for a year.

    Granted, but you're in the elevator with them. Enjoy the show.

    I wish I could quit you.

    No problem - I'll get that elevator ride rigged ASAP.

    I wish I could shrink down and go on a "fantastic voyage"

    Granted, but only THAT part shrinks, and your "fantastic voyage" is a traveling medical oddity freak show. Hope it's not cold out there.

    I wish I hadn't eaten that box of Raisinets last night.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You didn't, instead they ate you.

    I wish I had a will of iron.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you have joints of jelly and muscles of butter. But you're delicious. ;)

    I wish I had that last wish back.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You want to eat them now? Oh too bad the cat licked them all.

    I wish I could snuggle in bed.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You want to eat them now? Oh too bad the cat licked them all.

    I wish I could snuggle in bed.

    Granted, but it's my bed and I'm in it. ;)

    I wish the workday would just hold on for a damn minute.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted... Did you see it? ... It held for a millisecond.

    I wish that I could breathe after working out..
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the workout was a deep ocean free dive and you're still underwater.

    I wish I didn't touch that.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    OH Hell LOL

    Granted... but you did now you have this huge puss filled blister that will infect you and actually loose your your limb.

    I wish that I had an angel with me at all times (good angel.. not the devil)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, allow me to introduce the angel of death. He'll be your escort for all of eternity.

    I wish leprechauns were real.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted.. But they are really 2 inch ankle biters and they are following you around every where...

    I wish I could I wish I might see a check for 1000.00 in my mailbox.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you CAN wish it ... but it does not come true.

    I wish people used "literally" correctly.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted... granted but the word has now been replaced with precisely.

    I wish I could say that life is a walk in the park.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    The do, but now you don't know how to use it, and say it wrong each time.

    I wish babies didn't cry and could tell me what they were upset about.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted... granted but the word has now been replaced with precisely.

    I wish I could say that life is a walk in the park.

    Granted, you're a snail.

    I wish these people would stop calling me!
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