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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted but you get assassinated on your first day
    LOL. That was hilarious. Good one.

    Granted, but the neverending packet refuses to ever open. :(

    I wish I could get motivated to get off MFP and do something productive.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted but you get assassinated on your first day
    LOL. That was hilarious. Good one.

    Granted, but the neverending packet refuses to ever open. :(

    I wish I could get motivated to get off MFP and do something productive.

    Granted, because your house is on fire from your computer overheating due to MFP usage.

    I wish I could reach this itch!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted you get off, as you go do something productive you get run over by car.. (shoulda stayed on MFP)

    I wish i could read peoples minds
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    Granted but they all say they hate you and you get really depressed

    I wish someone put 1000,000,000 in my bank account
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. But then the bank realized it was embezzled funds and you are now in jail.

    I wish I knew why that happened.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but if happened because of you
    I wish I hadn't left that there
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    granted but it was too much information and your brain exploded

    I wish I could move things with my mind
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, It happened bc of u, you go insane bc of the guilt trip

    i wish i had a yacht!!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but the yacht you own sank and is at the bottom of the ocean. Woo hoo. jk.

    I wish I had more hours in the day.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, now you work 30 hrs a day instead of 8

    I with i never got tired
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    granted, but know u work those extra hours

    I wish i could control entropy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You can control Entropy but have no clue what to do with it!

    I wish I looked good a la naturale
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but only to everyone else, not yourself.

    I wish I could cure insomnia.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You did but once you fall asleep you can't ever wake up!

    I wish I could eat whatever I want without a care in the world!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you can but it smells terrible.

    I wish I could make everyone smile
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, but now everyone hates you for this new found perkyness

    I wish i could stop time
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you can, but you can't make it start again.

    I wish I could have all of the gold in the world.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, now its a mountain and your stuck inside

    I wish i could rap like 50 cent
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's one gigantic ingot and it's about to fall on you. Hope you got your squats in today.

    I wish they'd TRY and see it from my point of view!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, they tried but they still think they're right.

    I wish I was immune from colds and viruses.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you're a statue in the middle of a fountain but can still comprehend the world around you. But you're a damn healthy looking specimen.

    I wish the I were the powers that be.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    granted: but you have been given the power of bee instead. You buzz around calling everyone honey.

    Wish: month vacation at the beach
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Granted, but the beach is full of pollution so it is closed and there is a shark warning so no swimming.

    I want to sleep a full 8 hours tonight.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's one hour at a time with a raging waking headache for 30 minutes in between. Which makes you very late for work.

    I wish I WAS the power of Greyskull
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but now you're an unpopular 3 inch action figure collecting dust in Andy's toy box. Chose wiser next time.

    Wish: Friday occurred every other day.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    Granted: but now you're an unpopular 3 inch action figure collecting dust in Andy's toy box. Chose wiser next time.

    Wish: Friday occurred every other day.

    Granted but the other day is Monday.

    I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but you also a have to be plumbed into a toilet

    I wish my imagination wasn't so vivid
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: the bottom of the cup is gone & coffee is spilling down your pants. Head's up.

    Wish: I was a prima ballerina
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted but now you only see in shades of grey!

    I wish I could sing like Adele!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but then you would get her same vocal chord issues and couldn't talk

    I wish you were here (slight homage to Floyd)
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