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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but only naked males.

    I wish I could stretch my arms out like inspector gadget.

    granted but you cant retract them!
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    granted, but the only things you can sculpt are phallic in nature and are made of playdoh.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.

    granted but you now live in a refridgerator box

    i wish i could survive the wild with nothing but a toothpick and a rock!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but the rock is a big Boulder and you're in the open sea in a life raft ... and the toothpick just punctured it.

    I wish I could make women orgasm just by winking at them.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    edited January 2015
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    granted, but you remain celibate for the rest of your life.

    I wish women had to do more than wink at me to make me orgasm
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but then it would take a month for you to actually have one and that would be your very last one...ever.

    I wish I was in Hawaii.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    you are but lost on an deserted island.

    I wish I could sing like a bell
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Granted, but it's a cowbell

    I wish I could post my response to MFP faster than anybody else!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted but then you'll find you'll only the only one commenting. What a lonely place.

    I wish I had a personal chef.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but it's the worse chef in the world, burns toast!

    I wish I was never sad.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
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    Granted, but now you're always mad

    I wish I could speak Spanish.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
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    This thread is hilarious!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You can but only when you are talking dirty.

    I wish I could run so fast nobody could see me.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but you have to be naked for it to work...and that's the only speed you can go, 200 mph or at a standstill. So, when you finally stop you'll be naked.

    I wish I could take a nap right now.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
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    Granted, but you're driving

    I wish I would go to the bathroom and pee
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You can take a nap, but in the time the world ended and you were only saved because your room is reinforced. You are the only survivor.

    I wish I could go out dancing.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    Granted, but you fall into a 20 year coma.

    I wish I could live on the moon.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to the menu at Taco Bell.

    I wish I was the very model of a modern major general
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted.....not.. I don't know how deny you of your wish.. (OOOPS I Broke the rules)

    I wish I had known that there are true psychos in cyber space before becoming friends with one.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You did but you were intrigued anyway!

    I wish it was time to get off work.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
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    Granted, you're fired; don't come back

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at home
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You can, but your locked outside!

    I wish I could save the world.

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