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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,268 MFP Moderator
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but only for an inch at a time and the you require ten years to recuperate.

    I wish I felt the Force flow through me.
    Granted. You're a light saber.

    Wish above. :p
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but in you're inside an active volcano. Climb quickly.

    I wish I had a light saber.
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. But your visit turned into permanent residence and now you're one of Santa's elves. Where's my present?

    I wish I could read people's minds at will.

    Lol, too much work at the factory!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but in you're inside an active volcano. Climb quickly.

    I wish I had a light saber.

    Granted but you accidently chop your arm off.

    I wish I could go back into time.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You go back to the time of the dinosaurs and get mauled by velociraptors.

    I wish someone would give me 5 million dollars.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, cost to ship it? 6 million dollars.

    I wish I remembered if I turned off the iron.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you didn't and the shirt it was sitting on is burnt through.

    I wish I didn't have to get tooth implants.
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    U get a complete reconstruction without anesthesia

    I wish i could time travel
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You time traveled to 3014 and were eaten by the new alien life forms that took over planet Earth.

    I wish I had the batmobile.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you lost the wheels.

    I wish I was Batman.
  • Juvenica
    Juvenica Posts: 460 Member
    Granted: but you'd get beat up a lot

    I wish I was perfect
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but you are perfectly insane. Go nuts.

    Wish I was on top of the world
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you are in the upper stratosphere without a spacesuit. Better hold your breath.

    I wish I didn't eat that taco.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you left the taco on the table and picked up the plate & ate that instead. Good luck digesting that.

    Wish: I could jump in a moon bounce without judgement.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's actually on the moon and you bounce yourself and the house off surface and start floating away Sandra Bullock style. Judge that.

    I wish I didn't see what I just saw in the men's locker room.
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, your muscles atrophy to the point of paralysis. But oh the relief from the pain.

    I wish the voices would stop.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: instead of seeing the green slime alien monster arising from the gym shower drain you fainted on a bench & knocked your eyes out & lost your memory; but the thing ate you anyway. He thought you were tasty. Maybe needed a little salt.

    Wish: 1st place in my next 5k
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    They do do but now your lonely
    I wish I were in the Amazon right now
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but then you realize you ran it backwards. Welcome to last place.

    I wish you'd all stop looking at me like that.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: put your da#n shirt back on and they will

    Wish: all the pound pets got a home
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted its in your house

    I wish I had my own sit com
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the home's name is "L'abbatoir"

    I wish I could see sound, taste color and feel memories.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your on an eternal acid trip


    I wish I had a farm
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, enjoy your ant farm.

    I wish I didn't itch right there.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but it's a funny farm & you spend all day with crazies. Life well spent.

    Wish: I had a flying lama
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but the air force thinks you a ufo and shoots you down

    I wish I could go to space
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. They're spreading you over the moons surface as a memorial.

    I wish the visions would stop.
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    fierceforties3 wrote: »
    Granted...They are just black screen visions

    I wish I was nice and warm

    Granted, you're being burned at the stake.

    I wish I remembered my train ticket.
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