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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but only when you are talking dirty.

    I wish I could run so fast nobody could see me.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but you have to be naked for it to work...and that's the only speed you can go, 200 mph or at a standstill. So, when you finally stop you'll be naked.

    I wish I could take a nap right now.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, but you're driving

    I wish I would go to the bathroom and pee
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can take a nap, but in the time the world ended and you were only saved because your room is reinforced. You are the only survivor.

    I wish I could go out dancing.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but you fall into a 20 year coma.

    I wish I could live on the moon.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to the menu at Taco Bell.

    I wish I was the very model of a modern major general
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted.....not.. I don't know how deny you of your wish.. (OOOPS I Broke the rules)

    I wish I had known that there are true psychos in cyber space before becoming friends with one.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did but you were intrigued anyway!

    I wish it was time to get off work.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, you're fired; don't come back

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at home
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but your locked outside!

    I wish I could save the world.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, but your locked outside!

    I wish I could save the world.

    Granted. The best way of course is mass genocide of all humans.. great job murderer.


    I wish I could always be happy.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but you're also a complete *kitten*. And so while you may feel happy, you make everyone around you feel like crap. haha.

    I wish someone would make me some tea. I'm so lazy today. HAHA
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, but you go bankrupt and become homeless from all the meds you need to take to sustain it.

    I wish the Knicks would win end their losing streak for good
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member

    I wish I could always be happy.[/quote]

    Granted: but what makes you happy is dressing up poodles for parties.

    Wish I had a latte right now
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but you're also a complete *kitten*. And so while you may feel happy, you make everyone around you feel like crap. haha.

    I wish someone would make me some tea. I'm so lazy today. HAHA

    Granted, you're some tea. Now I'm going to drink your a__

    I wish I had a maid
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted.. the latte is mocha, peppermint, caramel, nut, potato, broccoli, carrot, mango, lemon, orange with a hint of bbq flavor... Drink up.

    I wish I the Patroits won the superbowl
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    astrose00 wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but you're also a complete *kitten*. And so while you may feel happy, you make everyone around you feel like crap. haha.

    I wish someone would make me some tea. I'm so lazy today. HAHA

    Granted, you're some tea. Now I'm going to drink your a__

    I wish I had a maid

    LOL. That was awesome. Made me laugh out loud.

    Granted. you had a maid. she robbed you blind. Now you live in your place with no furniture, appliances, or clothes. Less to clean. Yay!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Need a wish to grant...

    I will do mine again..

    I wish the Patriots won the super bowl
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted.. the latte is mocha, peppermint, caramel, nut, potato, broccoli, carrot, mango, lemon, orange with a hint of bbq flavor... Drink up.

    I wish I the Patroits won the superbowl

    Granted, they did already and never will again. Wasted wish, bwah!

    I wish it was sunny all the time.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    astrose00 wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted.. the latte is mocha, peppermint, caramel, nut, potato, broccoli, carrot, mango, lemon, orange with a hint of bbq flavor... Drink up.

    I wish I the Patroits won the superbowl

    Granted, they did already and never will again. Wasted wish, bwah!

    I wish it was sunny all the time.

    Granted. You live in the desert. You are thirsty. There is no water. You die.

    edited to add a wish. haha.

    Uh. I wish I had a servant who would do my bidding.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    astrose00 wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but you're also a complete *kitten*. And so while you may feel happy, you make everyone around you feel like crap. haha.

    I wish someone would make me some tea. I'm so lazy today. HAHA

    Granted, you're some tea. Now I'm going to drink your a__

    I wish I had a maid

    LOL. That was awesome. Made me laugh out loud.

    Granted. you had a maid. she robbed you blind. Now you live in your place with no furniture, appliances, or clothes. Less to clean. Yay!

    Great and my cleaning company is coming tomorrow, sigh!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is because the earth is now over 200 degrees and nobody can live there.

    I wish for some quiet time.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Above poster needs to send a wish.... to me to grant
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    edited January 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is because the earth is now over 200 degrees and nobody can live there.

    I wish for some quiet time.

    Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in Sing-Sing prison. 99 days to go...

    I wish I had a chauffeur outside
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Ok I am somehow out of the loop on the timing on these.. I will come back
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    astrose00 wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted.. the latte is mocha, peppermint, caramel, nut, potato, broccoli, carrot, mango, lemon, orange with a hint of bbq flavor... Drink up.

    I wish I the Patroits won the superbowl

    Granted, they did already and never will again. Wasted wish, bwah!

    I wish it was sunny all the time.

    Granted. You live in the desert. You are thirsty. There is no water. You die.

    edited to add a wish. haha.

    Uh. I wish I had a servant who would do my bidding.


    Granted, stupid servant bid on the Mona Lisa and now you're broke.

    I wish I could run fast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    astrose00 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is because the earth is now over 200 degrees and nobody can live there.

    I wish for some quiet time.

    Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in Sing-Sing prison. 99 days to go...

    I wish I had a chauffeur outside

    You do but they take you where they want to go and hold you prisoner!

    I wish I was the smartest person ever!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted..but you have the legs of giraffe and run really funny but fast.

    I wish I could live under water
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    [/quote]


    I wish I could run fast[/quote]

    Granted. But you can never stop running....ever.

    I wish someone could work out for me today and it would count as my workout.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    It happening again...
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