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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    they are but they taste like dirt

    I wish I could run all day without getting tired!
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    they are but they taste like dirt

    I wish I could run all day without getting tired!

    Granted, but only in the shower

    I wish I could sing soprano
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but you break every window in a 100 mile radius.

    I wish I could grow my nails without them breaking.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, but you break every window in a 100 mile radius.

    I wish I could grow my nails without them breaking.

    Granted, but now they're unclippable and begin to grow uncontrollably until they snake around your hands and get gnarly and gross and I just threw up in my mouth ...

    I wish I didn't throw up in my mouth.
  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    Granted but you have a constant runny nose

    I wish the f**king "i" was in the correct position in my name...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but now your name is IiiIiiiiiiiIiiii

    I wish I had the Midas touch.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, but you break every window in a 100 mile radius.

    I wish I could grow my nails without them breaking.

    Granted, but now they're unclippable and begin to grow uncontrollably until they snake around your hands and get gnarly and gross and I just threw up in my mouth ...

    I wish I didn't throw up in my mouth.

    hahahahhaha! You crack me up!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    TheDoughnutTheif wrote: »
    Granted but you have a constant runny nose

    I wish the f**king "i" was in the correct position in my name...

    it is now, but now there is an e behind it too.

    I wish I could take a nap right now.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but when you wake up you'll think it's Tuesday for the rest of the evening.

    I wish "wish" was spelled "whish"
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Granted, but no one will know which whish wish is which.

    I wish I owned the (Batman) Tumbler.
  • CatrinEluned
    CatrinEluned Posts: 114
    Granted but you must always hop on the spot when you say it.

    I wish my hair was long
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted... but it comes with tights and the cape and you must wear it 24/7 except when you wash it.

    I wish I for a IRS refund that does not bounce or come with any restrictions when my wish is granted.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it's only a dollar

    I wish I had the eye sight of a hawk
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted but it's hawk season & you just got shot down

    Wish no one was going hungry
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted with no stipulations

    I wish I could change people into candy bars
  • brown996
    brown996 Posts: 51
    You can, but now you have to eat your mom.
    I wish I had a jeep wrangler
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the wrangler only wrangles dilapidated jeeps for his junkyard, "The Jeep Wrangler"

    I wish I knew where I parked my car.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted but you are under it

    Wish I knew all the constellations
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you live underground from now on.

    I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your best friend is dumber than a rock

    I wish I played the violin
  • mskinner1091
    mskinner1091 Posts: 180 Member
    Granted but you're missing 2 fingers.

    I wish I could fly.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your grounded for being drunk

    I wish I could cure a disease
  • mskinner1091
    mskinner1091 Posts: 180 Member
    Granted but now you have a disease.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's in pennies

    I wish I couldn't feel pain
  • mskinner1091
    mskinner1091 Posts: 180 Member
    Granted but you can't feel love.

    I wish I knew everyone's secrets.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but you have to carry their burdens as well.

    I wish "those days" would come back once more....
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but "those days" were fraught with the Black Plague

    I wish I invented the next big thing
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Granted, but the"next big thing" could be big, hairy, covered in warts, have bad breath, and never leave your side. (By the way, your picture is great! Do you have the next BIG thing?)

    I wish social media becomes passe.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    countscalories wrote: »
    Granted, but the"next big thing" could be big, hairy, covered in warts, have bad breath, and never leave your side. (By the way, your picture is great! Do you have the next BIG thing?)

    I wish social media becomes passe.

    Lol uhm ... thanks? ;)

    Granted, Social Media disappears when the world gets with a solar flare so wide, that it takes out all electronics and half the population. All because you didn't LIKE the sun's status that day.

    I wish I WAS the next big thing.
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
    Granted 750 pounds, world largest next big thing

    I wish I could make anything I want appear in front of me.

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