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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    Granted, but some psycho killed you because you wouldn't tell them and Saw was out there and *kitten* was cray.

    I wish my dog liked cheaper food.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    TheProudDadLife wrote: »
    granted , but your spouse hate to cuddle , buying jewelry , and is gone 6 months out of the year

    Wish Chipotle had a rewards system that eventually you could earn free food

    Granted, but every Chipotle order comes with a hot cup of Montezuma's Revenge

    I wish the voices would stop ...
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but it gives him the runs and he drags his behind on your floors

    I wish that cars drove themselves
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but you'll always remain behind the slowest person on the road, who's left blinker has been on since they pulled out of their driveway.

    I wish we could facetime on here.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the face you see is always the face of evil.

    I wish I could control the elements
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but it only works in one room of your house

    I wish i had some bacon right now
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
    Granted but its human flesh

    I wish i was sat on a sunny beach sipping cocktails
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your seconds away from being crushed by a Tsunami

    I wish i could climb mt everest
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you become the next "Green Boots" along the way

    I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe and everything
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted. Although your wish is not a small request it comes with these rules. The answer to life will cost a life, answer to the universe will cause the end to the universe as we know it and answer to everything, since you requested this last, you are dead...

    I wish for an infinite number of wishes in which I request a wish only when I need them
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your confusing wish sends you into an infinite loop eventually tearing you apart at the molecular level

    i wish i had a clone
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Granted, but your clone kills you and takes over your life.

    I wish I could fly.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you suck at landing

    i wish i ran the company
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted but you ran it into the ground.

    I wish I could live off of cheeseburgers and pizza alone and not be healthier as a result.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted.However cheese burgers and pizza are already the best healthy alternatives, but they are becoming less in quantity due to FDA approvals for healthy living.

    I wish I to loose the lottery so I can complain about how someone else stole my millions.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but then you find a wallet with millions in it. so now your just whiny.Smirks

    i wish i stole gia07's millions
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted but you have to have the passwords to my stock options at Merrill Lynch or you can just kill me....

    I wish I could be like the cool kids
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Granted, but then you realize you're way cooler then the cool kids already.

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you cant fit through door ways and you work in a tennis ball factory

    I wish i could go to space
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you're ashes and about to be spread over the moon's surface.

    I wish I was the Firestarter
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your covered in 3rd degree burns and dont look good at all

    i wish i had the power to morph into anything
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but every time you morph, you gain 10 pounds.

    I wish I could levitate.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But only 1 inch off the ground

    I wish I could read minds.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but everything you hear is translated to Latin.

    I wish I had the strength of Superman.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the first time you sneeze, you kill everyone in front of you.

    I wish I had a Batmobile
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But you can't find the keys

    I wish I could put people to sleep with my mind.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the snoring is so loud your eardrums burst

    I wish i could get into peoples dreams
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but only the wet dreams and you're the guy holding the camera

    I wish I remembered my combination
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your on the wrong side of the locker

    I wish i knew all the known fighting styles (matrix style)
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    granted but you die from sleep deprivation because people come from far and near to challenge you, grasshopper

    I wish I could hang out with my dog for a living
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