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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but only the wet dreams and you're the guy holding the camera

    I wish I remembered my combination

    OMG!! THIS!!!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you wake from the matrix and are still just a battery

    I wish I knew where that smell was coming from
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But your dog pees on your leg 3 times a day

    I wish I could teleport
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But your dog pees on your leg 3 times a day

    I wish I could teleport

    Granted but your in the midst of the french revolution and next up to the guillotine

    I wish I invented cell phones
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but yours never rings and when it does its only telemarketers

    i wish i could ride a bull
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But bull turned out to be a 6'6 350 hairy man.

    I wish I could walk through walls.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But bull turned out to be a 6'6 350 hairy man.

    I wish I could walk through walls.

    Granted, but they're called "open windows" in the real world and your office is on the 100th floor.

    I wish I didn't need sleep.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You don't need to sleep but you can never stop moving EVER!

    I wish I could eat all I want and not gain weight!
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

    I wish I could travel to Mars.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

    I wish I could travel to Mars.

    Granted, welcome to the Mars factory. Mars Bar?

    I wish I knew what happened to this file I was working on!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You left it at my house and I shredded it! whoops!

    I wish I would talk to animals.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You left it at my house and I shredded it! whoops!

    I wish I would talk to animals.

    Granted, but only to animals that live in the abyss of the ocean.

    I wish I would stop leaving stuff at our house!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    granted, you'll just leave it at the hotel instead

    I wish I could sleep til 10 every morning.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it's always 10 now

    I wish I could lift trucks over my head
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, tonka trucks!

    I wish I could dance like a professional
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    You can but its square dancing

    I wish I could sing like a professional
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but you sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks

    I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsey
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    You can but its square dancing

    I wish I could sing like a professional

    and that was a good one! I for sure thought a pole dance was going to be brought up!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    You can but its square dancing

    I wish I could sing like a professional

    and that was a good one! I for sure thought a pole dance was going to be brought up!
    I try to not to be too suggestive..doesn't always work!!!

    Granted but you piss your self off and Fire yourself


    I wish I had a piece of pie right now
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but your allergic to it's content

    I wish I had all the money in the world.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you destabilize the world economy and the world plunges into the third world war. nice job.

    I wish I had the Eye of Thundera
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it's a fake.

    I wish I could learn every language in the world.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you're Tommy, the Pinball Wizard.

    I wish I could sail the open seas.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you never see land again

    I wish I could go off the grid
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, you can but Columbus was right (world is flat)

    I wish I didn't have to drink so much water
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but you're Tommy, the Pinball Wizard.

    I wish I could sail the open seas.

    Granted, but the seas you're sailing are sewer water.

    I wish I could set the correct time on the VCR.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted, now you are your grandma

    Wish that all lost dogs would be found
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, they were found in your pantry

    I wish my dog could talk
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but your dog hates you and wants to take over the world

    I wish I could invent the cure to all illnesses
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but there's only enough to save one person

    I wish Skittles were zero calories
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