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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the only recipe you remember is for boiling eggs.

    I wish I won every contest I entered
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but you will lose the sense of taste and smell

    wish I could do Stand up like Dave Chappelle /Chris Rock
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you get crippling stage fright and can only do your act standing in the shower naked.

    I wish I had irresistible sex appeal to women.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but a vicious accident lops off your junk
    I wish I could speak to animals
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but you have erectile dysfunction
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but only now you can only be attracted TO men, so all the lady attention is wasted.

    Wish: there were no calories in ice cream.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Lol I love how everyone was so eager to emasculate me there lol
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but you hate ice cream
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but only now you can only be attracted TO men, so all the lady attention is wasted.

    Wish: there were no calories in ice cream.

    Granted, but neither is there flavor or substance because it was never invented.

    I wish I had buns of steel.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    I think you probably do. ha ha
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it's a deal for your soul

    I still wish I could talk to animals
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you have the vocabulary of a 2 year old.

    I wish I could learn by osmosis
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    @handyrunner- Granted: but the only thing they tell you in return is that they want to eat you.

    @jay- Granted: But you also pick up a fatal disease the first time you attempt it.

    Wish: I could leap from rooftop to rooftop matrix style
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you have no depth perception and are constantly slamming into office windows. Your superhero name is "The Smudge"

    I wish I liked licorice
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    Granted, but you have no depth perception and are constantly slamming into office windows. Your superhero name is "The Smudge"

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but now it's the only thing you'll eat

    I wish bullets would bounce off my chest
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: they bounce off and hit your face instead.

    Wish: Could eat what I want/ as much as I want without gaining weight
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but you are a brain and eyeballs in a jar atop a titanium life support system.

    I wish I could hold my breath for 10 minutes
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your head turns an ugly shade of purple and stays that way

    I wish I had a kingdom
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's Atlantis in its present state. Where's your crown King Nothing?

    I wish I could hear the Earyh speak
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    Granted. But you will be in the core.

    I wish I could pee on the snow without anyones judgement
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you get frost bite on your hoo ha

    I wish I was a secret agent
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's a secret even to you.

    I wish I knew where I was right now.
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but your in the back of a van with your hands an feet bound and someone just said get the shovels as the van stopped


    I wish I could go back in time
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you went back to when you were a sperm and this time you missed. Enjoy the swim.

    I wish I had a cheeseburger with bacon in front of me right now
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but it always just out of reach and your starving

    Wish I my older brother would grow up
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you start reverse aging ... then see above. Enjoy the swim.

    I wish I could smell color.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    Granted, but then you found out you were actually a racist.

    I wish I was married.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you're married to the volcano god and he demands your sacrifice.

    I wish I knew what these numbers on my scalp read ...
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but your spouse hate to cuddle , buying jewelry , and is gone 6 months out of the year

    Wish Chipotle had a rewards system that eventually you could earn free food
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