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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now you can only speak in sing song

    I wish i could eat and never gain a pound!
  • ShaunShaunphenomenon
    ShaunShaunphenomenon Posts: 141 Member
    edited January 2015
    I wish I was little bit taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four Impala

    Granted, but you're now in a wheel chair
    Granted, but you die for excessive partying
    granted, but she is a *kitten* person who steals everything and cheats on you.
    Granted, but she doesn't pick up :)
    Granted, but the ball weighs 14 tons
    Granted, but nothing is under the hood.


    I wish I could fly
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    I wish I was little bit taller Granted but it is temporary and you actually get shorter.
    I wish I was a baller Granted but you loose any talanet you may have
    I wish I had a girl who looked good Granted but she turns into a toad instantly
    I would call her Granted but she is now a toad
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat Granted but this is not a magic rabbit
    And a six four Impala Granted but it does not run.

    I wish I were a glow worm..

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ShaunShaunphenomenon wrote: »


    I wish I could fly

    Granted, but you're a fly.

    I wish I had telekinesis
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    gia07 wrote: »

    I wish I were a glow worm..

    Granted, but its from radiation and you're dead in 48 hours.

    I wish I could read tea leaves.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you have to drink the tea and you dont like tea!!

    i wish i could make heads explode
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but your head will shrink and you will talk like a chip monk.

    I wish I were a princess
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your the only one in the country

    i wish my cup was never empty
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your cup is an athletic cup. Drink up.

    I wish I didn't have to exercise to stay fit.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but your cup will break, you will get really sticky and you will cuss out the person who granted your wish.

    I wish I was here
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but your cup is an athletic cup. Drink up.

    I wish I didn't have to exercise to stay fit.

    Me either. But your wish is granted but after no fitness for one week you loose all every muscle and you will just be flopping around.

    I wish I was there

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but your cup is an athletic cup. Drink up.

    I wish I didn't have to exercise to stay fit.
    lol too funny

    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted but your cup will break, you will get really sticky and you will cuss out the person who granted your wish.

    I wish I was here

    granted you are..but its an outhouse
    I wish i lived in a mansion
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted you are..but its an outhouse
    I wish i lived in a mansion[/quote]

    Eeeww..

    Granted but beware someone sets it on fire and then you destitute, poor, hungry and lonely.

    I wish I were famous
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your famous for getting drunk and streaking suburban neighborhoods

    I wish i were the best looking dude
  • melduf
    melduf Posts: 468 Member
    Granted but everyone is blind!!

    I wish I was the most intelligent person on the planet
  • Canwehugnow
    Canwehugnow Posts: 218 Member
    Granted, but your "member" is the size of a baby carrot.

    I wish I could eat all the pizza, and never gain any weight.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but your famous for getting drunk and streaking suburban neighborhoods

    I wish i were the best looking dude

    Dumb blonde can't hold her liquor.. OOOHHHH

    Granted but you have no personality, you are self absorbed and a narcicist.

    I wish I were not the dumb blonde that cant hold her liquor

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your uber intellegence intimidates everyone

    I wish my farts smelt like roses
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but your uber intellegence intimidates everyone

    I wish my farts smelt like roses
    :):):)

    Granted but your breath smells lik farts.

  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I forgot my wish

    I wish I were a song lyric
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but its the song from BARNEY

    i wish i was the object of a song
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    I forgot my wish

    I wish I were a song lyric

    Granted, but the lyric is "Die die die my darling!"

    I wish I was Superman
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you S*&T cows

    I wish i could invent a new cologne
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted but you have to be clearer on what types of friends you want or you will get psycho friends and no one knows how that will turn out.

    I wish I could clone my self
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted but the scientist had the machine upside down so you have feet for hands and your *kitten* is your nose.

    That's attractive LOL

    I wish I was bulletproof
  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
    you are, but, then there's that fire.....

    I wish I could fly
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted you a pair of wings but in the course of your flight you get hit by a 727.

    I wish I did not have anything to do that was important
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