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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but head trauma only makes you want hungry, rabid polar bears

    I wish I were on top of the world
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I wish I was little bit taller - Granted, but you have a club foot.
    I wish I was a baller - ?
    I wish I had a girl who looked good - Granted, but you develop an eye tick.
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat - Granted, but it hates you.
    And a six four Impala - Granted, but it's in the shop all the time.

    I wish the sound would return to my YouTube videos.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but unfortunately *I* would accompany everything that you wanted!

    I wish it was this easy all of the time.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
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    I wish the sound would return to my YouTube videos.

    Granted, but now your YouTube is forever stuck on software porn

    I wish I had the strength of ten men!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »

    I wish it was this easy all of the time.

    Granted, you've been frozen in this moment for all eternity.

    I 'd like to teach the world to sing
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now EVERYONE sings the song from Barney!!

    i wish 6 am was quitting time
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted... You may quit at 6 am but you will not get any rest because Goth Rock will be playing all day till tomorrow and you get absolutely no sleep... And the sound is turned all the way up.

    I wish I could wake up with anmesia
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now you think your a monkey and act accordinly

    I wish i had no regrets
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Granted, but then you second guess your use of your wish.

    I wish I had a yacht.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you have no clue how to sail it

    I wish i was a movie star
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Granted, but you are a hotter mess than Lindsay Lohan.

    I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted but you shoot so high you get lost deep in space

    Wish my fridge would restock itself
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted... But you must eat the food or it will go bad in 20 minutes.

    I wish I could have been there
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but you have no memories of what happened.

    I wish I was on the top of Mt. Everest.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But you are buried there.

    I wish I couldn't ever get sick.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but someone you love will constantly be ill.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain weight
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but you can't taste it!

    I wish I could talk to people in my life that have passed on.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but it flows right through you..so your always on the toilet

    I wish they all could be california girls
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, but you have no teeth and only want to eat Beef Jerky

    I wish I wasn't so sleepy
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    @spnn...Granted but all they want to do is pounce out and yell "boo!" Just to make you wet your pants.
    ( we all jumped in at the same time)
    Wish a sports car (free)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but it flows right through you..so your always on the toilet

    I wish they all could be california girls

    They are, but they all weigh around 400 lbs and have smelly breath.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    astrose00 wrote: »
    Granted, but you have no teeth and only want to eat Beef Jerky

    I wish I wasn't so sleepy

    You aren't, but now you can never sleep again.

    I wish I had time to myself.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but its missing the enginge

    I wish the steelers would get back to the superbowl
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Granted but you won't require or be able to sleep for one year

    I wish to constantly feel happy
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your mind is empty..so what else would you feel?

    I wish i could get drunk and not worry for hangovers
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but its missing the enginge

    I wish the steelers would get back to the superbowl

    Granted, free tickets to this year's game for the entire Steelers roster on the 50 yard line. Booyah!

    I wish I could type 100 words a minute with no typos
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    astrose00 wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but its missing the enginge

    I wish the steelers would get back to the superbowl

    Granted, free tickets to this year's game for the entire Steelers roster on the 50 yard line. Booyah!

    I wish I could type 100 words a minute with no typos

    Granted, but you will not be able to write anything by hand

    I wish for a perfect life for my children

  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    astrose00 wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but its missing the enginge

    I wish the steelers would get back to the superbowl

    Granted, free tickets to this year's game for the entire Steelers roster on the 50 yard line. Booyah!

    I wish I could type 100 words a minute with no typos

    Granted, but you will not be able to write anything by hand

    I wish for a perfect life for my children

    Granted but you should have asked for the perfect life for EACH. Now choose which ONE get it.

    I wish the scale would move
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but every time you look at it, you gain 10 pounds.

    I wish I knew how to pilot a plane.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    edited January 2015
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Granted, but every time you look at it, you gain 10 pounds.

    I wish I knew how to pilot a plane.

    Granted but it's a minature plane and your out of batteries

    I wished dogs lived forever.
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