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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But you can't find the keys

    I wish I could put people to sleep with my mind.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the snoring is so loud your eardrums burst

    I wish i could get into peoples dreams
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but only the wet dreams and you're the guy holding the camera

    I wish I remembered my combination
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your on the wrong side of the locker

    I wish i knew all the known fighting styles (matrix style)
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    granted but you die from sleep deprivation because people come from far and near to challenge you, grasshopper

    I wish I could hang out with my dog for a living
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but only the wet dreams and you're the guy holding the camera

    I wish I remembered my combination

    OMG!! THIS!!!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you wake from the matrix and are still just a battery

    I wish I knew where that smell was coming from
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But your dog pees on your leg 3 times a day

    I wish I could teleport
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But your dog pees on your leg 3 times a day

    I wish I could teleport

    Granted but your in the midst of the french revolution and next up to the guillotine

    I wish I invented cell phones
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but yours never rings and when it does its only telemarketers

    i wish i could ride a bull
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But bull turned out to be a 6'6 350 hairy man.

    I wish I could walk through walls.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But bull turned out to be a 6'6 350 hairy man.

    I wish I could walk through walls.

    Granted, but they're called "open windows" in the real world and your office is on the 100th floor.

    I wish I didn't need sleep.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You don't need to sleep but you can never stop moving EVER!

    I wish I could eat all I want and not gain weight!
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

    I wish I could travel to Mars.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

    I wish I could travel to Mars.

    Granted, welcome to the Mars factory. Mars Bar?

    I wish I knew what happened to this file I was working on!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You left it at my house and I shredded it! whoops!

    I wish I would talk to animals.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You left it at my house and I shredded it! whoops!

    I wish I would talk to animals.

    Granted, but only to animals that live in the abyss of the ocean.

    I wish I would stop leaving stuff at our house!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    granted, you'll just leave it at the hotel instead

    I wish I could sleep til 10 every morning.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it's always 10 now

    I wish I could lift trucks over my head
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, tonka trucks!

    I wish I could dance like a professional

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