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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now THEY rule the world

    I wished i could raise the dead..muwahahahaha
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but they all fall madly in love with you and you have zombies trying to touch your butt.

    I wish I never had to work again but still could afford everything I wanted.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, but they all fall madly in love with you and you have zombies trying to touch your butt.

    I wish I never had to work again but still could afford everything I wanted.
    lol the touching my butt was a nice...well..touch..too funny

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but everything you want is out of stock forever

    i wish i could wrestle bears
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can, but they all fall madly in love with you and you have zombies trying to touch your butt.

    I wish I never had to work again but still could afford everything I wanted.
    lol the touching my butt was a nice...well..touch..too funny

    word!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but everything you want is out of stock forever

    i wish i could wrestle bears

    you can but only in the gummy variety, there is a video of you on the internet and it has a million views!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I wish I could fly
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted but the government mistakes you for a stray stinger missile and shoots you down

    I wish my head wasn't so big
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It's not, your body is too tiny now though.

    I wish I could walk on water.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your butt grows in porpotion to your head shrinkage

    I wish i could walk barefoot anywhere like a hobbit
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It's not, your body is too tiny now though.

    I wish I could walk on water.

    Done, but it's sewer water

    I wish I looked like a fitness model (female)
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but your butt grows in porpotion to your head shrinkage

    I wish i could walk barefoot anywhere like a hobbit

    Uh, this already happened; that's why I'm here!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    astrose00 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It's not, your body is too tiny now though.

    I wish I could walk on water.

    Done, but it's sewer water

    I wish I looked like a fitness model (female)

    granted but you get on top model, get kicked out of the house, your self esteem is ruined and we never hear from you again...

    i wish i had an angel (for us Nightwish fans out there)
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    you get an angel, but not from nightwish because I don't know what that is.

    I wish my granny's house didn't smell like moth balls
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted its smells like *kitten* instead

    I wish i had a clever wish this time around
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It doesn't now it is infested with millions of moths

    I will I could talk to people in their minds.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the volume is so loud that every time you do..their heads explode

    I wish i could sculpt
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but only naked males.

    I wish I could stretch my arms out like inspector gadget.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but the volume is so loud that every time you do..their heads explode

    I wish i could sculpt

    Crap not again! I have no friends now!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    granted, but the only things you can sculpt are phallic in nature and are made of playdoh.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but only naked males.

    I wish I could stretch my arms out like inspector gadget.

    granted but you cant retract them!
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    granted, but the only things you can sculpt are phallic in nature and are made of playdoh.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.

    granted but you now live in a refridgerator box

    i wish i could survive the wild with nothing but a toothpick and a rock!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the rock is a big Boulder and you're in the open sea in a life raft ... and the toothpick just punctured it.

    I wish I could make women orgasm just by winking at them.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted, but you remain celibate for the rest of your life.

    I wish women had to do more than wink at me to make me orgasm
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but then it would take a month for you to actually have one and that would be your very last one...ever.

    I wish I was in Hawaii.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you are but lost on an deserted island.

    I wish I could sing like a bell
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Granted, but it's a cowbell

    I wish I could post my response to MFP faster than anybody else!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted but then you'll find you'll only the only one commenting. What a lonely place.

    I wish I had a personal chef.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it's the worse chef in the world, burns toast!

    I wish I was never sad.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted, but now you're always mad

    I wish I could speak Spanish.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    This thread is hilarious!!!

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