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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    astrose00 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is because the earth is now over 200 degrees and nobody can live there.

    I wish for some quiet time.

    Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in Sing-Sing prison. 99 days to go...

    I wish I had a chauffeur outside

    You do but they take you where they want to go and hold you prisoner!

    I wish I was the smartest person ever!

    Granted, but your deaf, blind and can't speak, have no arms or legs and smell like alfalfa sprouts

    I wish I had glass slippers
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    to LovingLifeC you grant a wish and then you tell the next person what your wish is...

    I need a wish to grant...
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted..but you have the legs of giraffe and run really funny but fast.

    I wish I could live under water

    Granted. You lasted underwater for 5 minutes and then a shark ate you.

    I wish I could eat ice cream without feeling sick.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »


    I wish I could run fast[/quote]

    Granted. But you can never stop running....ever.

    I wish someone could work out for me today and it would count as my workout.[/quote]

    Granted, but someone forgot to tell your butt which grows by 10lbs

    I wish I could swim like Michael Phelps
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    gia07 wrote: »
    to LovingLifeC you grant a wish and then you tell the next person what your wish is...

    I need a wish to grant...

    I've been doing that. I screwed up with the last one because I quoted it and must have typed it somewhere weird.

    Look above to grant astrose00's wish.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted.. but it is only 1 minute long and 6 calories burn

    I wish I could keep with you gals
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Its happening again... I can't play ... I will come back another day... :)
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted: You Keep Up With Them Gals, when you've all broken your legs and are hobbling around on crutches.

    I wish I wasn't at work right now.
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,269 MFP Moderator
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    Granted: You Keep Up With Them Gals, when you've all broken your legs and are hobbling around on crutches.

    I wish I wasn't at work right now.
    Granted. You're visiting in-laws.

    I wish I had a tree-house

  • LuckyShimmer
    LuckyShimmer Posts: 18 Member
    Granted, but it'll be taken over and stolen by an evil masked burrito.

    I wish I was skinny enough for big sweaters to look cute on me. Also, a magic, flying, fire breathing unicorn would be nice too.
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    Granted, but you can only wear 100% wool sweaters with no undershirt.

    I wish I lived in a mansion.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: You are skinny enough for big sweaters to look cute on you, however your magic flying fire breathing unicorn sets it on fire and makes future purchases of big sweaters a waste of money since it's always so warm next to your own fire pits in the sky.

    Also Granted, You live in a mansion in the maids quarters. get cleaning

    I wish my maid would work harder.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She does but she breaks all of your stuff with her strength

    I wish I could go on a cruise
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    Also Granted, You live in a mansion in the maids quarters. get cleaning

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    Okay, now this made me laugh!!!
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She does but she breaks all of your stuff with her strength

    I wish I could go on a cruise

    Granted, welcome to the Bermuda Triangle

    I wish someone would wash out my french press now
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    okay done, but they used a corrosive agent and it's RUINED!

    I wish I could get a pedicure.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Granted but on our way out your feet get run over by a golf cart and you're in a double cast for 6 months

    I wish I had 9 lives
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Granted but now you randomly cough up fur balls

    I wish I could time travel
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted, you time travel to the year 1776 and you run into Paul Revere before his midnight ride and America never wins its Independence from Britain, and now you have bad teeth.

    I wish that wish didn't come true!
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    ldrosophila wrote: »
    Granted but now you randomly cough up fur balls

    I wish I could time travel

    LOL! I gotta get outta here. I am never going to get any work done with this thread around.
  • Metazoick
    Metazoick Posts: 96 Member
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    Granted, you time travel to the year 1776 and you run into Paul Revere before his midnight ride and America never wins its Independence from Britain, and now you have bad teeth.

    I wish that wish didn't come true!

    Granted, but only because you were erased from existence.

    I wish I didn't have a workout still left to do today...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    LMAO- all of it. You're all big thread winners!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Granted but you now have to workout twice as hard tommorow.

    I wish I was at the beach.
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    Granted but u will eat sand the whole day

    I wish to visit the north pole
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. But your visit turned into permanent residence and now you're one of Santa's elves. Where's my present?

    I wish I could read people's minds at will.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your a freak serial killer who takes people's brains out of their heads and scribbles on them with crayons. Happy reading.

    I wish I always had the finest haberdashery this side of the Atlantic.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Granted, but you become a hoarder and your house is now filled with tons of the stuff.

    I wish I can run like a cheetah.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but only for an inch at a time and the you require ten years to recuperate.

    I wish I felt the Force flow through me.
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,269 MFP Moderator
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    Granted, but you become a hoarder and your house is now filled with tons of the stuff.

    I wish I can run like a cheetah.

    Granted, you run like a cheetah and can't stop or slow down. Ever.

    I wish we weren't going to my MILs tomorrow.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    @Jaymvita - Granted, but the force you feel is of the vomit variety...it flows right through and out of you.

    I wish I could go rock climbing right now.
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