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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's an open heart massage to resuscitate you.

    I wish my pants weren't so tight now.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, they're falling off to show YOU off, because your skin care professional, seeing a backside wound, has banned you from wearing underwear of any kind. Ewww!
    I wish my wound would heal so I can get off of bedrest and back to a happy life.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you heal nicely, bounce out of bed and skip down the hallway and dash into an open elevator chute and plunge 30 floors.

    I wish the demon didn't need so much blood sacrifice.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but instead of blood, you have to give him your right hand and both eyeballs.

    I wish I could transport myself...by clicking my heels and poof, id be there!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but your heels are equipped with C-4 and an igniter and it's a one way trip.

    I wish I could get this taste out of my mouth.
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,268 MFP Moderator
    Granted, but now you can't taste anything.

    I wish my dogs hadn't woken me up quite so early this morning.
  • alaskanb0y06
    alaskanb0y06 Posts: 94
    Granted but now you are one of your dogs.

    I wish that I could freeze time for everyone but myself!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...but everyone stays young and you get old

    I wish I could do magic
  • alaskanb0y06
    alaskanb0y06 Posts: 94
    edited January 2015
    Granted, except your magic is merely tricks and deceit. Like real magicians.

    I wish that I could teleport!!
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,268 MFP Moderator
    Granted, but you can only do it once and you're stuck where you teleport to forever.

    I wish I could go back to sleep.
  • alaskanb0y06
    alaskanb0y06 Posts: 94
    Granted, however you will never wake up. Sorry that is horrible.

    I wish that I always make the best decisions for my future.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your future ends in 5 minutes

    I wish I hadn't eaten that
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but your future ends in 5 minutes

    I wish I hadn't eaten that

    Granted, but now you vomit constantly and it's always running out of your nose.

    I wish it didn't hurt when I do THIS.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but self love is now out the window.


    I wish I didn't wear this!!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, now anything you put on turns into a tutu. But it's glorious.

    I wish you'd just let me LIVE MY LIFE!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your in a coma now

    I wish I could be on dancing with the stars
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You won and then a psycho fan kidnapped and tortured you.

    I wish my kid wasn't sick. :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wish Granted and not gonna ruin this one! :)

    I wish I could eat some Pasta!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you get tangled in the spaghetti and end up hanging yourself


    I wish I could crush cans on my head
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but you get tangled in the spaghetti and end up hanging yourself


    I wish I could crush cans on my head

    Granted, but every can you crush gets absorbed into your body and you quickly succumb to aluminum poisoning.

    I wish you wouldn't call me that!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Granted, I call you 'this' instead.

    I wish I wouldn't lose water pressure in the shower when somebody flushes the toilet
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, your toilet now reroutes the flush to your shower head. It's the circle of life.

    I wish I thought of that!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, your toilet now reroutes the flush to your shower head. It's the circle of life.

    I wish I thought of that!
    YUK! You win this game!

    Granted, but the same rule applies and gives new meaning to being a *kitten*-head!

    I wish I could get that picture out of my head.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Lol I DECLARE VICTORY!!!

    Ahem ...

    Moving on ...

    Granted, how was the lobotomy?

    I wish I saw your face when you read that previous wish granted.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. That's the only fave you can see now. All your family members, friends, significant others, etc. all have this same face. It's like 530roman clones everywhere. :) not saying that's bad...but you feel surrounded by one face.

    I wish I could foresee the future.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you only see it in one minute increments

    I wish I knew everything
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but that knowledge drives you insane

    I wish I could grant wishes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but like Jafar, you live in a lamp. But keep your corporeal form.

    I wish these would stop riding up on me.
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