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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    I am..happy to see me???

    I wish I got the prize from the cereal box
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you get the box prize, but it sucks & life is never the same. Shattered.

    Wish: pink was the new black
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, the Pink Plague sweeps across the world decimating the population in days. But you look FABULOUS in death.

    I wish I had buns of steel, abs of iron and thighs of titanium.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Ha!!

    Granted: but all this metal becomes your bod during bath time & you sink & drown in six inches of water. Wah!

    Wish: I remembered where I put that.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you discovered you left in that guys house..and you ain't going back there!!!!

    I wish I like broccoli
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, u dropped it in the toilet and flushed

    I wish my powers were legendary
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you can't not eat broccoli, but you prefer it from the trash can. Stop, please.

    Wish: I lived in an enchanted forest.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you can't not eat broccoli, but you prefer it from the trash can. Stop, please.

    Wish: I lived in an enchanted forest.

    Lol nice
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your a witch and you eat children

    I wish I had a long sword
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but your a witch and you eat children

    I wish I had a long sword

    Granted but you have t-Rex arms. Swing away.

    I wish you humans didn't smell so terrible.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: we humans smell great. That makes you a smelly ET. Please phone home & clear the air.

    Wish: I took that thing back to its proper place.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but that thing was the key to Pandora's Box. Which is now unlocked. And the demons within are literally feasting on the hearts and minds of all of earth.

    You and your OCD.

    I wish I were in Dixie.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You are but it turns out to be a dixie cup and you've shrinken to fit!

    I wish I could talk to birds.
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    Granted but Willie Coyote is having you for dinner.

    I wish I had a cool muscle car like say a 67 Impala or an Olds 442.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but it's hot and you can never take it out of the garage or you'll be arrested!

    I wish I had one of these!

    toyota-fj-cruiser-lifted_0.jpg
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but that thing was the key to Pandora's Box. Which is now unlocked. And the demons within are literally feasting on the hearts and minds of all of earth.

    You and your OCD.


    Lol. Classic!

    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but it's hot and you can never take it out of the garage or you'll be arrested!

    I wish I had one of these!

    toyota-fj-cruiser-lifted_0.jpg

    Granted, but it doesn't work. Unfortunately you got a lemon and spent an additional $5k to try to make it work. It finally did until it got totaled in a wreck the first time out. (Sorry)

    I wish someone would cook me gourmet healthy meals every day.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They could but you get food poisoning each time.

    I wish I never had to drive myself anywhere again.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted, but the pesticides used on the healthy foods prepared for you cause you to lose your mind.

    I wish I was happy.
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    edited January 2015
    @Spnneil06
    Granted but you only get to ride in the trunk

    @Khara2012
    Granted but it was only due ot the ounce of mushrooms that you just took.

    I wish I could stop walking in to doors.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you walk into walls instead

    I wish I hadn't bought that
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted but you actually stole it and are wanted by the cops now

    I wish I had the energy for this workout
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your rocking that jazzercise

    I wish I had paid more attention at school
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. Now you're no fun. All work and no play...

    I wish I had a drink.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Now you have all the quadratic equations, chemical elements, and historical dates stuck in your head. Unfortunately, you can never remember where your keys are, where you work, or when the last time you ate was.

    I wish I could go to sleep already.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but now you miss all the engaging entertainment


    I wish I could by the world a coke
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Hey... you granted my wish! Now we're all dead because the fizz is actually an acid that eats away our insides.

    I wish I had some sushi to go with this asian kiss martini.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    You can, but you have to deliver the Cokes one at a time, so the last few flatten before reaching those customers.
    I wish there was no such thing as stress!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. There is no stress in the world. People are all laid back, lazy, and don't care about anything. Disease? Earthquake? Disaster? no one cares. no one is stressed.

    I wish I could buy a new TV.



  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. There is no stress in the world. People are all laid back, lazy, and don't care about anything. Disease? Earthquake? Disaster? no one cares. no one is stressed.

    I wish I could buy a new TV.


    Granted. You now own your very own transvestite. His name is Lula.

    I wish I wore a different shirt to this event.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You chose a strapless top from the women's section.

    I wish I could finally log off this damn computer. MFP is soo addicting. Or I'm lazy. Or both.
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