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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your in rehab but every one is laughing at your "addiction"
    I wish I had my own death star
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you wake up in the Matrix, unplugged and destitute trying to find work in the wastelands that used to be earth. And you don't know jack squat about Kung fu.

    I wish I knew Kung Fu.
  • profesorakrf
    profesorakrf Posts: 79 Member
    Granted, but then everybody would want to fight you all the time, and you'd never get that song - everybody was Kung Fu fighting - out of your head.

    I wish I could compose music like Mozart.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you can only compose one song ... wait for it .. "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting". Boom.

    I wish I knew what I did with that pen.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    No no you truly don't want to know!! Trust me

    I wish I had a bowl of lucky charms
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but they're all rabbit feet. And the rabbits that they came from are all screaming in agony next to the bowl. Bon Appetit!

    I wish I didn't give that girl my phone number!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted! You gave it to a transvestite instead, and he won't stop calling! You'll have to change your number.

    I wish I could stop hearing these voices in my head...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but now you hear the voices in your butt. And they're angry.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but the directions you got take you the long way and on your way there, your car breaks down...so you never make it.

    I wish I had jeans in my size.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted, but now you don't know how to get back home. :(

    I wish I could fly to the moon.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but now you hear the voices in your butt. And they're angry.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but the directions you got take you the long way and on your way there, your car breaks down...so you never make it.

    I wish I had jeans in my size.

    Granted, but just as you pay for the jeans you drank the bottle labeled "Drink Me". Now you live in those jeans. Literally.

    I wish I could hold my left elbow in my left hand.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted...but now you can never put it down.

    I wish I could run away from it all!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, you ran just like Forrest and you will be running for a few years

    I wish i could star in a movie!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. It's like that movie...Sex Tape. And your whole family sat down and watched it together. 0_o

    I wish I didn't have to work.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, your company has just gone under and your services will not be needed tomorrow or the next.

    I wish i could take a good selfie on the 1st try
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
    Granted but u didn't notice the booger hanging from ur nose.

    I wish people could be smarter
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but they are only smarter in the mathematical equation sense. They still have no common sense.

    I wish I was more self-disciplined.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted...but your stuck in meditation mode and never move again...oh and your beard is past your knees now..ha

    i wish i was still in bed
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted...but your stuck in meditation mode and never move again...oh and your beard is past your knees now..ha

    i wish i was still in bed

    Granted… but you're not alone… and trust me, I don't mean that in the good way!

    I wish I had enough money that I didn't have to work anymore.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do as long as you stick to shopping at the dollar store, eating of the dollar menu and living with your parents.

    I wish I could wake up.
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do as long as you stick to shopping at the dollar store, eating of the dollar menu and living with your parents.

    I wish I could wake up.

    Considering my parents are dead… YIKES! Well, played.

    Granted, only to find out it wasn't a nightmare… it was real life.

    I wish this shift was over.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is over, but you only get a 20 minute break and are back to it again.

    I wish I had a sports car
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted you drive the bus for the Colts

    I wish i wrote the next great american novel
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is over, but you only get a 20 minute break and are back to it again.

    I wish I had a sports car

    Granted but the sport is golf and your cart tops out at 5mph. Happy motoring!

    I wish I remembered what I forgot to remember.
  • Simone_Erasmus
    Simone_Erasmus Posts: 192
    Granted: but what you forgot to remember was that you never really forgot anything in the first place

    I wish i could travel through time and space.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you can but you don't remember when you did or where you went.

    I wish I could cook by snapping my finger.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted you drive the bus for the Colts

    I wish i wrote the next great american novel

    HA! Good one!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is over, but you only get a 20 minute break and are back to it again.

    I wish I had a sports car

    Granted but the sport is golf and your cart tops out at 5mph. Happy motoring!

    I wish I remembered what I forgot to remember.

    lol!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    you can but you don't remember when you did or where you went.

    I wish I could cook by snapping my finger.

    granted...best PB&J ever!

    i wish i knew that person over there!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted...But that person over there is actually an alien life form coming to take you aboard their spaceship.

    I wish I knew the lyrics to that song.
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