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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted... granted but the word has now been replaced with precisely.

    I wish I could say that life is a walk in the park.

    Granted, you're a snail.

    I wish these people would stop calling me!


    Granted...but now all your calls are for the wrong #.

    I wish I could fly.
  • SparkyJess3
    SparkyJess3 Posts: 625 Member
    Granted, but you fly into buildings face first daily.

    I wish I could be invisible when I wanted to be.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted...but being invisible is as addictive as crack, so you are always invisible and you no longer have any friends.

    I wish I was a superhero!
    JessG1003 wrote: »
    Granted, but you fly into buildings face first daily.

    I wish I could be invisible when I wanted to be.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but your super power is an incredibly intense stare that makes a person question their fashion sense for a second.

    I wish I didn't give that girl my KIK!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted...you gave it to her husband instead.

    I wish I hadn't had that last martini...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, there IS no last martini. You're still drinking. And drinking.

    I wish he'd stop KIKing me then!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but it's because he went to jail for assault since you were talking to his wife.

    I wish my house would clean itself.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but it's because he went to jail for assault since you were talking to his wife.

    I wish my house would clean itself.

    Granted, but you're home when it folds in on itself like a transformer to empty out the rooms and you get crushed between folding walls. Now you're a work of art across several walls.

    I wish this water would drink itself.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..it does but now your a piece of beef jerky

    i wish water tasted like my favorite drink
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    granted but your fave drink is sour milk

    i wish i was a little bit taller...i wish i was a baller...i wish something something whatever the rest of it is...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her....I grant all of this, you are only 1/8 an inch taller. You are a baller, but that means you have to hunt balls at the golf course. Your girl does looks good, but she never answers your calls.

    I wish I could take a bubble bath.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    LOL nicely done @Spnneil06!

    granted but it's a bubble bath in the ganges
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    I wish I could see the future...
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You can see the future for just a moment...but only the future 500 years from now, so that doesn't help you figure anything out.

    I wish my work would do itself.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    granted: your work did itself & made the executive decision to fire you. No severance. Sucks.

    Wish: dinner to be delivered to my door
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: your work did itself & made the executive decision to fire you. No severance. Sucks.

    Wish: dinner to be delivered to my door
    Yea, that would suck. Guess I better do it myself. Lol.

    Granted. But the dinner delivered is for a master's dog. Hopefully you have one...or it goes to waste.

    I wish my winter break was longer!!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is is, but now it's -65 and you are stuck in your house the whole time.

    I wish I could eat pizza without feeling guilty.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    I wish i could travel the world
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    You can if you just Stay in your macros (never want to hear again)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    This made me lol. Thanks. Needed that.

    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this

    Granted. But that wish is denied anyhow.

    I wish I had my own personal shopper/fashion consultant.

  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but it wouldn't come true


    I wish I could play professional football
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, you now play professional baseball for the nyc subway rats

    I wish i could jump above a house
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but now you're a mutant gigantic frog...like one of those superheroes gone wrong in the Spider-Man movies.

    I wish I had a limousine with driver to take me everywhere I needed to go.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    This made me lol. Thanks. Needed that.

    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this

    Granted. But that wish is denied anyhow.

    I wish I had my own personal shopper/fashion consultant.

    And you wonder why I'm scared of you ha

  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    handyrunner wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    This made me lol. Thanks. Needed that.

    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this

    Granted. But that wish is denied anyhow.

    I wish I had my own personal shopper/fashion consultant.

    And you wonder why I'm scared of you ha

    Lol. Seriously I am not that bad. It's all just talk and dreams stuff. Currently wearing sweats. Total low maintenance. Promise. :wink:
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but now you're a mutant gigantic frog...like one of those superheroes gone wrong in the Spider-Man movies.

    I wish I had a limousine with driver to take me everywhere I needed to go.

    Granted
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    This made me lol. Thanks. Needed that.

    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this

    Granted. But that wish is denied anyhow.

    I wish I had my own personal shopper/fashion consultant.

    And you wonder why I'm scared of you ha

    Lol. Seriously I am not that bad. It's s talk and dreams. Currently wearing sweats. Total low maintenance. Promise. :wink:

    Psst im teasing.. I'm sure your great
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but now you're a mutant gigantic frog...like one of those superheroes gone wrong in the Spider-Man movies.

    I wish I had a limousine with driver to take me everywhere I needed to go.

    Granted
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    This made me lol. Thanks. Needed that.

    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but what about box of donuts??


    I wish I had a better wish for this

    Granted. But that wish is denied anyhow.

    I wish I had my own personal shopper/fashion consultant.

    And you wonder why I'm scared of you ha

    Lol. Seriously I am not that bad. It's s talk and dreams. Currently wearing sweats. Total low maintenance. Promise. :wink:

    Psst im teasing.. I'm sure your great

    Why thank you.

    I wish handyrunner wasn't so afraid of me.

    Hahaha
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but now he is like that yappydog that won't shut up


    I wish I was around during the time of the dinosaurs
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    granted: that does not end well for you. Wilma won't accept to marry you & Barney won't be your friend. You see lots of dinosaurs, though. Run, they are coming for you. ( wow long)

    Wish: rooftop deck
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