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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but you get tangled in the spaghetti and end up hanging yourself


    I wish I could crush cans on my head

    Granted, but every can you crush gets absorbed into your body and you quickly succumb to aluminum poisoning.

    I wish you wouldn't call me that!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Granted, I call you 'this' instead.

    I wish I wouldn't lose water pressure in the shower when somebody flushes the toilet
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, your toilet now reroutes the flush to your shower head. It's the circle of life.

    I wish I thought of that!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, your toilet now reroutes the flush to your shower head. It's the circle of life.

    I wish I thought of that!
    YUK! You win this game!

    Granted, but the same rule applies and gives new meaning to being a *kitten*-head!

    I wish I could get that picture out of my head.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Lol I DECLARE VICTORY!!!

    Ahem ...

    Moving on ...

    Granted, how was the lobotomy?

    I wish I saw your face when you read that previous wish granted.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. That's the only fave you can see now. All your family members, friends, significant others, etc. all have this same face. It's like 530roman clones everywhere. :) not saying that's bad...but you feel surrounded by one face.

    I wish I could foresee the future.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but you only see it in one minute increments

    I wish I knew everything
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted but that knowledge drives you insane

    I wish I could grant wishes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but like Jafar, you live in a lamp. But keep your corporeal form.

    I wish these would stop riding up on me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted but you never wake up....sorry

    I wish I could see the future
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    mojo705 wrote: »
    granted but the future is distant and your short sighted

    i wish i wasnt so fecking invisable lol

    Granted, but you're always nude. Family gatherings are particularly awkward.

    I wish she'd understand that it's no big deal!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but everything else becomes a big deal to here

    I wish there were more options
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but every option now concludes with you being thrown into a volcano.

    I wish you would mind your own business!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, except now there are too many options but you hate them all.

    I wish I could be at two places at once.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but it's King Solomon style and you've been chopped in two. Less than productive.

    I wish I could see the forest for the trees.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but your in the forest from the hobbit and there are giant spiders

    I wish it was fashionable to wear armor again
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but your "armor" is an iron maiden.

    I wish people would stop saying "irregardless"
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: They won't say that. And in addition, no one will ever speak to you again. : (

    Wish: We were all an Oscar Myer Weiner

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