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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Granted, however it's been sitting in the case for about a week.

    I wish someone would make me lunch.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    granted but it's the person who performed that prostrate exam with no gloves and didn't wash their hands after. enjoy your sandwich.

    i wish i didn't have that image in my head now.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: Ok, your desk is cleaned out, but it was the cops & they haul you away (bad boy)

    wish: roof top sun deck
    granted but its the top of the refrigerator box your living in

    i wish i could play a mean guitar!


  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: in full because you let me play reindeer games. You are a rock star now.

    Wish: free buritto Friday's
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but because its free.. the meat is uhhh..questionable

    i wish i had spayed more attention to what my employee just said
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but they said you were fired

    I wish for 100 Spicy Buffalo Wings
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Granted, but the seasoning burns off your tongue.

    I wish I owned a helicopter.
  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
    Granted, but good luck finding the engine for it.

    I wish my Master's degree was finished.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but it's a masters in cat poop.

    I wish my panties weren't creeping up.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..you only wear grannie panties now

    i wish time would move just a hair quicker
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted, but it's taking your hair with it. You'll be bald in an hour.

    I wish it was bedtime.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted and i got nothing because thats my wish too!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    :D I say we go...

    New wish: I wish work time was over...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You're fired.

    I wish I had taken the road less travelled.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. You're trampled in a stampede on the road most traveled.

    I wish I could take that back.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, the grenade you just threw boomerangs right back to you. Kaboom.

    I wish I wasn't standing next to you when that happened.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    granted, she was sitting in your lap

    i wish i had brought a better sports bra for today's workout
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but you still didn't clear the splash zone!!

    I wish I didn't have to do laundry
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, the grenade you just threw boomerangs right back to you. Kaboom.

    I wish I wasn't standing next to you when that happened.
    rubyautumn4 wrote: »
    granted, she was sitting in your lap

    i wish i had brought a better sports bra for today's workout

    Granted, your sports bra is now made of industrial strength duct tape wrapped around you like a vise. When you've stopped turning purple, enjoy ripping that off.

    I wish I had a unicorn for a pet that peed champagne and pooped gold nuggets.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but you still didn't clear the splash zone!!

    I wish I didn't have to do laundry

    granted, your wardrobe has been replaced with magical self cleaning clothes. they are all pink frilly ballerina leotards and tutus and that's all you're ever allowed to wear again.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, the grenade you just threw boomerangs right back to you. Kaboom.

    I wish I wasn't standing next to you when that happened.
    rubyautumn4 wrote: »
    granted, she was sitting in your lap

    i wish i had brought a better sports bra for today's workout

    Granted, your sports bra is now made of industrial strength duct tape wrapped around you like a vise. When you've stopped turning purple, enjoy ripping that off.

    I wish I had a unicorn for a pet that peed champagne and pooped gold nuggets.

    meh that's what sports bras feel like anyway

    granted but you accidently piss of your unicorn so it hates you and pees hydrochorlic acid and poops...well..poop
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    edited January 2015
    i wish this vector bar i am eating tasted better
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but it has 250,000 calories per bite


    I wish my MFP crush would show up on my doorstep
  • EmGee922
    EmGee922 Posts: 95 Member
    Granted, but only as a life-size cardboard cutout.

    I wish I had the power to wish for unlimited un-ruinable wishes.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: But then you are required to play by the rules & I reverse the grant. Sucker. I'm mean like that.

    Wish: the moon was always full
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted, but it's a full moon from your neighbor's butt, and not the cute neighbor.

    I wish today was Friday.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, and Friday is the day you wake up to a flat tire, you're bald in the back, and you're missing three teeth.

    I wish I could find a better paying job
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but it is cleaning out sewers 100 hours a week


    I wish the Cubs would win the World Series
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is cleaning out sewers 100 hours a week


    I wish the Cubs would win the World Series

    Granted. The year is 2319 and your descendants Starting with your children are all Cardinals fans.

    I wish I was "the MAN"
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: You are The man the movie "Tootsie" (throwback) was based on. You're so pretty.

    Wish: every $1 turned into $50
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted, but then hyperinflation happened & now a dollar is worth - 51 dollars.
    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted & not weigh more than 200 pounds
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