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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They aren't mean, they are sarcastic. Different story

    I wish I could have a 10 day vacation.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Your 10 day vacation includes lost luggage, a dirty hotel room, overpriced goods, closed attractions, and flight delays.

    I wish i was finished with my work today.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, the next time you wash your hair, it all falls out

    I wish my car was paid off
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, enjoy 10 days at a NJ landfill

    I wish that water was orange
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is orange, unfortunately it's because it has become toxic, enjoy your cancer

    I wish I could cook dinner in 1 second.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    I wish I could cook dinner in 1 second.- Granted but it takes you 687,984,163 seconds to eat what you cooked

    I wish I could shop online for free
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted...but your items never leave the store.

    I wish it were Friday!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted! But only for the next 3 seconds and then every other day is Monday ... time's up. Welcome to Monday.

    I wish I could get this thing out of teeth.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted now u have no gums and your teeth will fall out

    I wish i didnt have to use the bathroom
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your teeth come with it.. Looks like your drinking your steak from now on

    I wish I had steak
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but the steak you have is rotten. Eat up.

    I wish a chef would make me a delicious meal.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you've been turned into a hearty meatloaf

    I wish there was some other way
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: the other way is cannibalism. Yikes.

    Wish: every Saturday was sunny.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted - But now every Saturday it is 130F.
    I wish my husband would turn off the TV.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Granted, now he is glued to his pc, smartphone, or tablet.
    I wish I had better flexibility
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your a pretzel in the mall ...here comes the chunky kid


    I wish i Had a pretzel from the mall
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Here comes your pretzel: chunky kid threw up on you.

    I wish something good was on tv.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted the cable is stuck on a religious channel

    I wish I knew where that remote went
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You do. You pissed someone off and they burned it.

    I wish the bills would be paid by a nice benefactor.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, bad news is the money came from a 80 yr old who is expecting "payback" every 20 minutes

    I wish someone would do the laundry
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted I do mine..who gives a crap about yours :p

    I wish I had better jokes
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Unfortunately your delivery of them suck....so they all fall flat anyhow.

    I wish it was summer already!
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    Granted. Enjoy the 102 degree weather.

    I wish I had a ton of money.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Too bad it is in Monopoly money.

    I wish I had a big screen TV
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    Granted but it falls of the wall and crushes you

    I wish could magic myself a six pack!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted. You turned into a six pack of Budweiser.

    I wish I didn't have work to do this weekend.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. Now there are no more weekends. Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    granted.... it's freezing inside now.

    I wish I wasn't such a buzz-kill (even though that's what this thread is all about)
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    granted. now you're a clown....one of those really creepy clowns everyone hates.

    I wish I wasn't hungry....again.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now all food tastes like paint.

    I wish I did not have this cold.
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