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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted you spend the day digging...well a ditch

    i wish that i had granted a cleverer wish
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did, now I have to spend a week digging ditches, thanks alot bro!

    I would coffee automatically brewed on its own and served itself to me.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, now everyone knows you're a witch and you're being held captive

    I wish I could go to work at 11am instead of 8am and still get off at 4pm
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but you only get 25% of your pay.

    I wish I could live to be the oldest lady in the world.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: you are the oldest living lady, but only because you are preserved in a special chamber & on display as a freak attraction in a museum in the year 5013.

    Wish: I had a puppy
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted...and i got nothing..who doesnt love puppies

    I wish these meetings were more entertaining
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    granted they are entertaining, but only to toddlers...puppets

    Wish: my tv screen was as big as an entire wall
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is but a it's cracked and you can't see anything.

    I wish babies didn't fight sleep so hard!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: baby sleeps, but now fights you over the remote. You are watching a TON of Little Einstiens from now on, girl.

    Wish: hot water would never run out in the shower
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted its spitting hot soup instead

    i wish there was a way out of this paper bag
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    What kind of soup? I could work with this. lol.

    There is unfortunately once you come out of the bag your face to face with an angry bear

    I wish I could go somewhere fun right now.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    (I was also thinking soup & shower combo just might be convenient.)

    Granted: somewhere fun, but fun for you is the library. Book nerd. ;)

    Wish: I could travel as I liked
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    you can but you only get five minutes to spend at each destination.

    I wish I could see through walls.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    You can but you only see old naked people.

    I wish the mail was here.
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    You can but you only see old naked people.

    I wish the mail was here.

    Granted, but you get a massive paper cut opening it.

    I wish food had no calories.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but air does. :p
    I wish I had friends that would help me move. (For free)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted they are more that happy to help move your refrigrator box to the next bridge

    I wish wishes didnt have to be so ironic
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are playing a different game. Just not very funny.

    Wish: my beater car lasts forever.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It will last forever, however you'll have to replace the tires every year

    I wish my throat didn't hurt.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, your throat doesn't hury, your gums do.

    I wish it was warmer outside
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Granted, but its cuz you don't have one and your head sets directly on your shoulders.

    Wish: for affordable cell phone service
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted...heres two tin cans and some string...nationwide coverage

    I wish i could find my scissors
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    I wish i could find my scissors- Granted they're over there in that bin full of snakes

    I wish I could take a nap
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted...but what are those strange 7 dwarfs up to??

    i wish i could hear some juicy gossip
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did, but it's all about you and it's BAD!!

    I wish someone would clean my house for me.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but their cleaning means throwing everything away. All clean. Happy now? :)

    I wish I had done my work earlier...so I didn't have to do it now. :(
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted...but all that free time...they realize they dont need you..hello unemployment

    i wish i was more emoticon savy
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Now people hate your posts because they look like this: :):D:(;)B):|:\:'(:p And no one's got time for that, so they all delete you as a friend.

    I wish I could lay in bed all day reading a book.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted- your legs are broken and u can't get out the bed, here's a book

    I wish all my bills were paid for the entire year
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but welcome to being a teenager and living at home again!!!!

    i wish i knew what was over the next hill
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