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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you do have mind soap, but it's being applied to you in a group shower of gorillas. And it's not doing the trick, because that last one was so gross. Try brain bleach.

    Wish: the window would stay open
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, the window is always open ... during a severe hailstorm with hail the size of softballs ... And your Faberge egg collection right by the window.

    I wish I could shoot fricking laser beams from my eyes.
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But it NEVER closes... rain, sleet, snow, or hail... Robbers are also welcome to enter!

    I wish I had sushi for dinner instead of ground turkey!
  • Carbsmakefat
    Carbsmakefat Posts: 89 Member
    Granted. But you get food poisoning from buying sushi at a gas station.

    I wish I could re do the last 26 years of my life
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you are perfect and have no friends.

    I wish I had a better cell phone plan.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted ..You get the blue print for the next iPhone.get to work techie

    I wish I could build my own cell phone
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Too bad you wasted all that time and money on something that does not work. It looks pretty cool though.

    I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!

    :p:p
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    kloet_22 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!

    Granted but it stings like a bee sting now instead.

    I wish I wasn't cold

    Serves him right for putting me up here in orbit! :p:p:p Thank you Kloet! <3
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted! Now you are overcome by anticipation and become really sick.

    I wish I was retired now.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted....you retire but you are so bored you go crazy...
    I wish my friends all got a wish each
  • Simone_Erasmus
    Simone_Erasmus Posts: 192
    Granted: But the first friend to make a wish wished for none of the other's wishes to come true.

    I wish i could stay young and live forever.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but you watch everyone around you age and die

    I wish I was content
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, but everyone you love is doomed to be sad.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but all currency goes away with a world market collapse.

    I wish I could go on a world cruise
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but the boat sinks a day into the cruise

    I wish I was famous
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, why did you want to be a serial killer?

    I wish my cat would stop biting me.
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, he just got ran over.

    I wish I could sleep!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...he runs away
    I wish I was athletic
  • brayman1701d
    brayman1701d Posts: 10 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Granted...he runs away
    I wish I was athletic

    Granted but you can only use 1 leg.

    I wish women would flock to me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but they flock to you to beat you with sticks..

    I wish I owned an ocean liner
  • court_fritch26
    court_fritch26 Posts: 297 Member
    Granted, but they would only be the world's most annoying, high maintenance women

    I wish my puppy would train himself
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but he learns how to open your shoe closet.

    I wish the snow would stop.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...but it rains non stop instead
    I wish my friends were happy
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Granted, the snow will be replaced by falling skittles... sour skittles

    I wish I stopped waking up at 3 everyday
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Granted...now you aren't falling asleep until 3 am.

    I wish I could figure out what to do with my life now that the kids are all in school.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...you figure it out but the kids are now home schooled ...

    I wish for my life to always be happy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is happy, but you only have a year left.

    I wish my nose would stop running.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Granted but your held will now spin.

    I wish I could be in two places at once
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, but you will never stop moving because once you are in one place, you have to move to another.

    I wish I could retire early and spend my life training.
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