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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They did, unfortunately they died 100 years ago.

    I wish common sense was more common.

    Granted, common sense becomes hunan nature which renders common sense obsolete along with the rules of civilized society. Anarchy reigns in the absence of common sense and you are enslaved as a heretic and witch to serve at the behest of the AnarKing. Which happens to be me.

    I wish my crown and kingdom were not just imaginary.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They aren't imaginary, however you have to build them with legos.

    I wish I could go somewhere sunny and warm.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They aren't imaginary, however you have to build them with legos.

    I wish I could go somewhere sunny and warm.

    Granted, welcome to the Sahara desert. Your camel has unfortunately left you so you're on your own. Godspeed.

    I wish the fun would never end!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It never does, but when you are 150 you grow very weary of the party life.

    I wish i could do magic.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted; however, a girl from Kansas splashes water on you and you melt into a puddle of goo. . .

    I wish contacts were cheaper.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It never does, but when you are 150 you grow very weary of the party life.

    I wish i could do magic.

    Granted, Magic the Wonder Horse is traumatized by the experience and you are in jail for unspeakable crimes against nature.

    I wish I didn't forget that thing I just forgot.
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. He throws strongly, confidently and with perfect aim right at your nads. Then he asks you out on a date which you are compelled to accept.

    I wish I could unsee the image above.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but now you can never remember anything you see especially the beautiful things!

    I wish I could get some sleep at night!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you get exactly 28 minutes of sleep a night. The result sleep deprivation fries your brain and the waking hallucinations are epic. Your padded room is never dull now.

    I wish I had given that guy the what for!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you gave him what for, a punch in the face as hard as you can. Sadly, you were acting out a Tyler Durden fantasy so you just popped yourself in the face. "Surprise me". "You are not your Khakis" "You are not a special snowflake".

    Wish: I could have been Marla, the big tourist
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you are quite literally infectious human waste shrouded in cigarette smoke. The CDC quarantines your home and barricades you inside as they set fire to the whole thing to get rid of you. Your support groups miss you terribly however.

    I wish my legacy was more than some pocket lint and an arrowhead.
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    @jaymvita‌ Granted you are now in jail for multiple murders....how's that for a legacy?

    I wish I had a more creative imagination
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. Now all of life is a total bore. You go crazy and cut off your own ear.

    I wish people weren't so crazy...
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    granted: they aren't and now you're having as much fun as a phone booth in an Amish settlement

    I wish I were prettier
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! You are now so pretty that you have to stay home due to having so many Stalkers!

    I wish I was out Dancing right now!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted... now take my hand so I can lead us

    I wish I were in bed naked with some of these sexy women in here! SSHHHHH IT IS my WISH, not yours!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you are in bed with a group of the women of MFP but you are recovering from your sex change surgery.

    I wish I could travel the world.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you do travel the entire world, but you have to do it on foot. Barefoot. There are lots of potholes & glass shards along the way. Next time pack some Nikes.

    Wish: that guy over there would not eat bath salts
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You walk over and take those bath salts from him and he is redeemed. You however give in to the curiosity and taste one and are instantly hooked. You devour the whole bag and succumb to the addiction. They call you Bath Salt Betty now and everyone leaves you to your corner and desperately tries to avoid eye contact.

    I wish I could actually taste the rainbow.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but it taste like leprechauns!

    i wish i had a pot of gold
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but it's those chocolate gold coins.

    I wish I could sleep the rest of the day.
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted but you have to sleep with me.


    I wish Spnneil06 slept naked.

    Granted. She's been regressed to an infant and sleeps naked on a rubber sheet because of her raging incontinence. Enjoy your night.

    I wish I had thought of that.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted but you have to sleep with me.


    I wish Spnneil06 slept naked.

    hahaha! I totally do, so wish granted and not even in a mean way! Wait is that TMI?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted but you have to sleep with me.


    I wish Spnneil06 slept naked.

    Granted. She's been regressed to an infant and sleeps naked on a rubber sheet because of her raging incontinence. Enjoy your night.

    I wish I had thought of that.

    You did, but away after maximus so it doesn't count.

    I wish someone would make me coffee.
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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you do like coffe but only the high calorie frappe, crappa, chino latte varieties. Suck on that!

    I wish I had purchased the winning lottery ticket for tonight's drawing.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, But you owe back taxes and the IRS takes it all!

    I wish I could change the World with Love & kindness!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: we are all sweet snuggle kittens. No one has thumbs to use the tuna can opener though.....

    Wish: I could light the Olympic Torch
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