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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, all of your friends are happy and content until midnight tonight and then your evil twin unleashes bedlam in their lives.

    I wish my Dear Heart would visit the US!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted ...your Dear Heart will visit the US but not for 2 years...by then you have forgotten her

    I wish life was easier
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, life is now easier because you have gone back in time to 1520 and all you have to do is cook, sweep out the hut, and have babies......

    I wish I was leaving for a fantastic cruise.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Granted, but it's on a boat called the Minnow...and your name is Gilligan.

    I wish the zombies would quit chasing me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted the zombies have stopped chasing you...because they caught you and ate most of you..
    I wish I had a time machine...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you have a time machine but it will only take you to times/places where you do not speak the language. Yowsa, did not see that one coming.

    I wish I could have a day in the sun with all my MFP friends.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...thanks for that...we are all transported to the middle of the gobi desert...your mfp friends thank you for the sun and no water......

    I wish to be content
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Your wish is granted, you are living contentedly with your Dear Heart, but you are both living in a box along the river, begging for food.

    I wish idiots would stop bothering my Dear Heart!!!
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    granted however you now live with them

    i wish my holiday would hurry up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Granted...your holiday has been bought forwsrd to tomorrow. ..however you now only have half a day off...
    I wish....for everybody to get what they want...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted - everyone on here just got their wishes, except that a lot of those wishes cross and or counteract each other creating wish havoc .....

    I wish for more beautiful days like today where I have lots of workout time.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Granted, but you are unable to work out or enjoy the nice weather because you are confined to your bed for the next three days due to a rare, highly contagious disease.
    At least it's only three days.

    I wish I wasn't sick.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted you are now well. In the bottom of a well. Oh well, enjoy!

    I wish for a trip to Japan.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have been given a one way trip to Japan as they are convinced you are an escaped prisoner that they are having returned.

    I wish I made more money for less work.
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    granted but you have to clean all the chewing gum from every table in the world

    I wish i could fly
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you can fly -- in fact, you are a common house fly and here comes a swatter in your direction -- hope you had fun while it lasted!

    I wish I was curled up in bed with my Dear Heart.
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    granted unfortunately you dear heart once belonged to a horse

    i wish i could sleep
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you fall into a deep, relaxing, blissful sleep. . . for 3 minutes every twelve days.

    I wish I had a party to go to tonight.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have a party to attend at the old folks home -- however they all have memory problems and probably will forget to attend themselves.

    I wish I was wealthy and didn't have to work
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    Granted. The part is for 4 year old screaming girls that have been fed a litle of pepsi each

    i wish i could spell correctly
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...you spell everything correctly...but everyone has lost the ability to read....

    I wish.....to be on a tropical beach relaxing with someone special
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Awe, Jo, thanks for inviting me. But now get to work, I will be your drill instructor for today.

    I wish I did not have this tendency to be so very mean during Jo's workouts.
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    granted but just as jo has had enough a little orange midget runs up to her and screaming to work harder.

    i wish i didn't have work today
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...you don't have to work but you now must complete jo's work out...and that orange midget is mean.....

    I wish to see the greek isles..
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you marry your Dear Heart and honeymoon on the Greek Isles - however he soon locks you back inside the closet.

    I wish I wasn't working on Sunday.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...that day of the week that was called sunday ..is now called starday...and your working it......
    I wish....I had a cook and maid working gor me
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have a cook and a maid -- however the cook only makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and the maid uses bleach on everything from you rugs to your laundry.....

    I wish I could take an extended tropical vacation
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted ....your name is gilligan...they made a tv series about your escapades..
    I wish....junk food had no calories
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, junk food now has no calories but it is controlled by the government and you must purchase expensive permits to buy any junk food now.

    I wish I could spend my days training instead of working
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Granted. Unfortunately, your trainees are the most incompetent lot of high school drop outs around that were only hired because of the government's fourteenth chance program. You must repeat each and every instruction at least four times before any of them get it (and that was just the instruction on how to turn the computer on). It would just be easier to fire them all and do the work yourself.

    I wish I could drive a tank to work.
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