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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted. Now you are hypersensitive. You can feel the millions of legs of every microscopic dust mite on your body crawling to and fro as they go about their daily duties of eating your sloughed off dead flesh.

    Enjoy that feeling.

    I wish I had enough shower scrub to rid myself of that feeling.

    Granted: you do & it's being applied by all the ladies from the crush thread....wait, I'm supposed to ruin this...the ladies are all wearing 3 layers of winter clothing. Nothing to see here.

    Wish: clean that up

    Granted, you now have clean up duty after the winter shower scrub session, and you're armed with only s toothbrush and a few baby wipes ... And no one envies the amount of "fluid" that you need to clean up.

    I wish this coffee didn't taste like burnt dishwater.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted..its the best tasting stuff ever...but you drink so much your heart explodes from the caffiene

    I wish i could drink my coffee black!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Your tastebuds are a mess and you can drink that black coffee, but you can't enjoy any of your favorite foods anymore... :(

    I wish I wasn't such an evil person...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted..its the best tasting stuff ever...but you drink so much your heart explodes from the caffiene

    I wish i could drink my coffee black!

    Granted, you are now African-American. This does nothing to the taste of the coffee however so your wish is confusing and pointless even to your new self.

    I wish I could regenerate my own living tissue.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. Your tastebuds are a mess and you can drink that black coffee, but you can't enjoy any of your favorite foods anymore... :(

    I wish I wasn't such an evil person...

    Granted, you are now an evil mushroom. Which is to say, just a mushroom though potentially poisonous. So technically a dangerously evil toadstool. But still just a fungus.

    I wish I were a fungi. Get it? FUN. GUY!?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Well sorry I am a literal Genie and now you are a mushroom.


    I wish I didn't break my foot.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Well sorry I am a literal Genie and now you are a mushroom.


    I wish I didn't break my foot.

    Granted. You've broken your other foot. But the cast remains on the healed one.

    I wish instead of breaking your foot, you had broken a record for most double chocolate donuts eaten in ten minutes.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I did, but then I threw up all over you..whoops sorry!!


    I wish I could take today off.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I did, but then I threw up all over you..whoops sorry!!


    I wish I could take today off.

    Granted, you've removed Tuesday from the collective consciousness. Wimpy from The Popeye cartoons is distraught over the lack of sense of his catchphrase "I will gladly pay you meadowlark for a hamburger today!"

    I wish somebody got my sense of humor.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    They did, unfortunately they died 100 years ago.

    I wish common sense was more common.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They did, unfortunately they died 100 years ago.

    I wish common sense was more common.

    Granted, common sense becomes hunan nature which renders common sense obsolete along with the rules of civilized society. Anarchy reigns in the absence of common sense and you are enslaved as a heretic and witch to serve at the behest of the AnarKing. Which happens to be me.

    I wish my crown and kingdom were not just imaginary.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    They aren't imaginary, however you have to build them with legos.

    I wish I could go somewhere sunny and warm.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They aren't imaginary, however you have to build them with legos.

    I wish I could go somewhere sunny and warm.

    Granted, welcome to the Sahara desert. Your camel has unfortunately left you so you're on your own. Godspeed.

    I wish the fun would never end!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    It never does, but when you are 150 you grow very weary of the party life.

    I wish i could do magic.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Granted; however, a girl from Kansas splashes water on you and you melt into a puddle of goo. . .

    I wish contacts were cheaper.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It never does, but when you are 150 you grow very weary of the party life.

    I wish i could do magic.

    Granted, Magic the Wonder Horse is traumatized by the experience and you are in jail for unspeakable crimes against nature.

    I wish I didn't forget that thing I just forgot.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted. He throws strongly, confidently and with perfect aim right at your nads. Then he asks you out on a date which you are compelled to accept.

    I wish I could unsee the image above.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted, but now you can never remember anything you see especially the beautiful things!

    I wish I could get some sleep at night!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, you get exactly 28 minutes of sleep a night. The result sleep deprivation fries your brain and the waking hallucinations are epic. Your padded room is never dull now.

    I wish I had given that guy the what for!

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