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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    :'(

    Granted, but your day shift literally drives you insane!

    I wish I hadn't eaten all those chicken Nachos
  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
    Granted, chicken nachos have been erased from your universe forever.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Granted but all alcohol disappears

    I wish I was on a tropical vacation
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but here comes Hurricane Trump

    I wish I lived in a Loft Apartment downtown



  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
    Granted, but you live with five other people who all smell bad and have loud sex at all hours.

    I wish to sleep in.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is that a bad thing? :tongue:

    JUST KIDDING!!! Of course it is!

    Granted but it's your wedding day and the Groom thinks you've left him at the Alter so he runs off to spend your Honeymoon in Europe with your Maid of Honour
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Hey, don't forget to wish for something we can grant you!

    I wish I had more shoes, and some really good ones
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but you didn't realize that Fab here is the MFP Shoe Queen (Ask anybody) and you invite her over to house sit for you... and you come home to a closet filled with empty shoe boxes! :tongue:

    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...
    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
    Granted, but it get brighter and brighter as time goes on and can never be removed.

    I wish that famine was eliminated worldwide.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    God know's that I wish I could grant that wish and would never ruin it!
    So let's Grant it and leave it be! :)

    I wish I could pig out for a day and have no consequences
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    Granted but now people no longer value food because they do not know hunger.

    I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...I wish I could pig out for a day and have no consequences
    Granted...
    I was going to say "...because you're now a pig" but that's too easy.

    So-oooo... your appetite is now insatiable leading you to insomnia, bankruptcy, and doing unsavory things to pay for food.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    What kind of unsavory things? :huh: lol :lol:
    unfilterednate wrote: »
    Granted but now people no longer value food because they do not know hunger.

    I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.

    Granted! Too bad they are of no use since you thought you were smart enough to perform your own brain surgery and botched it!

    I wish I had a photographic memory
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    unfilterednate wrote: »
    ...I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.
    Granted, but now you're essentially useless because you overthink EVERYTHING... including mundane things like breathing and living.

    I wish that I had a magic bag that I could pull a fistful of cash out whenever I wanted.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...I wish I had a photographic memory
    Granted, but it also means that you have an earworm (infectious song) for the rest of your life.

    I wish that hurricanes never hit inhabited areas.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Granted. And for once, no reason to ruin it

    I wish I didn't feel like apologizing when I have different opinions than others
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted , but it's because you have Money that they Love you and they have you knocked off!

    I wish I had a Sugar Daddy ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    Granted! Now your Sugar Baby Makes you fall so hard that you make her the beneficiary in your will and you somehow have an untimely "accident"!

    I wish I was actually eating a Sugar Daddy right now :yum:
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  • asianolikeyou
    asianolikeyou Posts: 393 Member
    Granted, but you dropped it in the mud after the first bite.

    I wish I could teleport.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, Except your wife finds out about your numerous Sugar Babies and you get twice the revenge of her Scorned heart
    and its bad!!!!! :grimace:


    I wish I could go on a Romantic date with Sam Worthington
  • asianolikeyou
    asianolikeyou Posts: 393 Member
    Granted, but he ends the date with a fistbump and calls you"brah."

    I wish I could read minds.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hahahahahaha! :lol: Not if I can help it :bigsmile:

    Granted, You can.. and now hear who you thought were your Best of friends are saying behind your back.
    It ain't good.. :hushed:

    I wish I had kept my Bronco and not bought this piece of ... Explorer
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...
    I wish I had kept my Bronco and not bought this piece of ... Explorer
    Granted, but it's now the "infamous White Bronco" and everybody reminds you of it everywhere you go.

    I wish the Atlanta Falcons didn't screw up and had maintained their 20+ point 4th quarter lead in the last Super Bowl.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted- but now they are the under investigation for Deflate Gate

    I wish that The Broncos didn't play when I was at church
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...
    I wish that The Broncos didn't play when I was at church
    Granted, but now they get blown-out every time you're in church because they're just standing around.

    I wish that I had absolute control over the weather.
  • rschm271
    rschm271 Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted - but it is only for the North Pole.

    I wish I could learn ballroom dancing with Antonio Bandares as a partner. <3
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted- but it's the Antonio Banderas In Assassins and your his Mark

    I wish I had a Dance Partner to take more Swing dancing lessons with
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I wish I had a Dance Partner to take more Swing dancing lessons with
    Granted, but your partner has two left feet and wears steel-toed boots.

    I wish that crunchy peanut butter had negative calories.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

    Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »
    Granted but the shade is caused by pollution that makes it hard to breath

    I wish I would snow soon

    Granted- But every time you snow your partner gets frostbite! :lol:

    I wish I could move to year round warmth
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I wish I could move to year round warmth
    Granted, you're now the first human to move to the surface of The Sun (bring SPF50.... billion)

    I wish that guns were sentient enough to disobey when used for nefarious purposes.
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