Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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Jo.
it's is a very shortened nick name... but people still spell it Joe.
I'm like.
I can't.
Also.
Back to the pap thing- I'm generally pretty good with small talk- I like jokes- I make them put up man- mobiles for me (pretty pictures of men- like the little fishes when you were a kid at the dentist)... but when I went for a colposcopy- she came up for air (different lady) and pushed down the sheet bewteen my knees so she could see me and started blabbering on about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie. That was the moment I knew what was "to much for me".
Move it along lady- move it along.
This is why I believe you should be under anesthesia for a colonoscopy! I've had 2 and my husband has had one and they don't even offer to keep you awake around here, thankfully.0 -
saraherren wrote: »I finally reached my goal weight at the end of January and have maintained this weight loss. My confessions:
2) I have 0 appetite and am NEVER hungry.
Congratulations! I wish I had this problem.0 -
@WilloughbyRobertWilloughbyRobert wrote: »Food what is it about you that entraps me. I love carbs but my A1c said that they will kill me slowly. so on my last day before I started I ate an entire large pepperoni and extra cheese pizza and not a little so called 14" large from a chain place but an 18" from my favorite local pizza joint.
I am sure some of have done the exact same thing. The 'last hurrah' meal. I've been there, done that myself!
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melimomTARDIS wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »Both of my children have a first name that begins with the letter "r". I'm sure it's annoying to others. (Idgaf)
Also, both names are super old timey.
I love old timey names! One of my friends just had a baby and named her Hazel. So cute. My name begins with an "R" and is biblical old timey!
I'm going to guess Ruth or Rachel? Haha my first name is Laura and I enjoy my first and middle names!
Rachel I used to hate it when I was a kid (probably because there aren't any good nicknames. "Rae" - nah. "Rach" - hate it with the fire of a thousand suns). But I love it now!
My kids have proper nicknames, which comes with the territory of old timey names. They also have family nicknames.
"Butt head" and "fart butt".
Lol! My younger brother is 32 and he still answers to "butthead". Seriously, I could shout it in the middle of a store, and he'd turn around and say, "What?"
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ScarletShopaholic wrote: »I'm Vivienne, my parents spelled it Vivian - thanks mum and dad, that's the boys way. I changed it in school. I hate Viv, but get called it, a lot, I don't correct people, I just secretly hate them for a minute.
All I've really eaten today is sweets and snacks, no real proper food and a couple of Disaronno's.
I don't know any boys named Vivian, but I know at least 2 women that have that name, that spelling. Vivian.0 -
Confession : I totally judge what people name their kids.
I have 4: Lindsay (Linds) , John (never, ever Johnny), Madelin (Madi) and Anna.
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So, my first name is pretty easy to figure out, and my childhood nickname...several of my closest friends still call me this...Smellie Pretzel because my last name rhymes with Pretzel.0
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rungirl1973 wrote: »ScarletShopaholic wrote: »I'm Vivienne, my parents spelled it Vivian - thanks mum and dad, that's the boys way. I changed it in school. I hate Viv, but get called it, a lot, I don't correct people, I just secretly hate them for a minute.
All I've really eaten today is sweets and snacks, no real proper food and a couple of Disaronno's.
I don't know any boys named Vivian, but I know at least 2 women that have that name, that spelling. Vivian.
I don't know if you know about a comedy show called The Young Ones from England, there was a punk called Vyvyan - a man. I used to get that all the time at school, it got really boring.0 -
Speaking of names, what about these celebrities that call their kids all these weird names like Apple and Blue Ivy and North West!!! Really???0
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overlook237 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »Both of my children have a first name that begins with the letter "r". I'm sure it's annoying to others. (Idgaf)
Also, both names are super old timey.
I love old timey names! One of my friends just had a baby and named her Hazel. So cute. My name begins with an "R" and is biblical old timey!
I'm going to guess Ruth or Rachel? Haha my first name is Laura and I enjoy my first and middle names!
Rachel I used to hate it when I was a kid (probably because there aren't any good nicknames. "Rae" - nah. "Rach" - hate it with the fire of a thousand suns). But I love it now!
My kids have proper nicknames, which comes with the territory of old timey names. They also have family nicknames.
"Butt head" and "fart butt".
Lol! My younger brother is 32 and he still answers to "butthead". Seriously, I could shout it in the middle of a store, and he'd turn around and say, "What?"
Our "loving" nicknames from my older brother changed day to day... butthead, fart nugget, turd knocker, etc.
When my brother and his ex were engaged and looking for houses, he used to call her "Opie" all the time (she was a red head), or "Ope" for short. The realtor truly thought her name was Opal and called her that. Ha!0 -
North West takes the cake lately when it comes to DUMB names, but then again look at who her parents are. *sigh* What's next a boy named South West.0
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rungirl1973 wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »overlook237 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »Both of my children have a first name that begins with the letter "r". I'm sure it's annoying to others. (Idgaf)
Also, both names are super old timey.
I love old timey names! One of my friends just had a baby and named her Hazel. So cute. My name begins with an "R" and is biblical old timey!
I'm going to guess Ruth or Rachel? Haha my first name is Laura and I enjoy my first and middle names!
Rachel I used to hate it when I was a kid (probably because there aren't any good nicknames. "Rae" - nah. "Rach" - hate it with the fire of a thousand suns). But I love it now!
My kids have proper nicknames, which comes with the territory of old timey names. They also have family nicknames.
"Butt head" and "fart butt".
Lol! My younger brother is 32 and he still answers to "butthead". Seriously, I could shout it in the middle of a store, and he'd turn around and say, "What?"
Our "loving" nicknames from my older brother changed day to day... butthead, fart nugget, turd knocker, etc.
When my brother and his ex were engaged and looking for houses, he used to call her "Opie" all the time (she was a red head), or "Ope" for short. The realtor truly thought her name was Opal and called her that. Ha!
Fart knocker is my sister in law. I wish I was kidding. I am flea fart, since I lost so much weight. If I ever complain of being too full or something I hear "shut up flea fart!"0 -
I confess - I want to rear end this car.
I see it in the parking garage nearly every day and it makes me stabby.0 -
Jo.
it's is a very shortened nick name... but people still spell it Joe.
I'm like.
I can't.
Also.
Back to the pap thing- I'm generally pretty good with small talk- I like jokes- I make them put up man- mobiles for me (pretty pictures of men- like the little fishes when you were a kid at the dentist)... but when I went for a colposcopy- she came up for air (different lady) and pushed down the sheet bewteen my knees so she could see me and started blabbering on about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie. That was the moment I knew what was "to much for me".
Move it along lady- move it along.
This is why I believe you should be under anesthesia for a colonoscopy! I've had 2 and my husband has had one and they don't even offer to keep you awake around here, thankfully.
I think you read it wrong... she said colposcopy.0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »Confession: Now I want to know what everyone's name is. Hi, I'm Tami. And yes, everyone spells it wrong, even on Facebook where it is right in front of them.
Hi Tami (I was tempted to write Tammy or Tammi...). I'm Christina and everyone spells or says it wrong. My name is my email address at work and I still get "Christine" on a weekly basis. Or I introduce myself and get "oh Chris? Christy? Chrissy? Tina? Christine?" Did I SAY any of those? No.
The funny thing is, I have the least foreign name of any of my siblings. My last name is insanely difficult to pronounce for people in the US but my first name shouldn't be so hard... /rant.0 -
If I'm over my count goals for the day and I know there just isn't enough time or energy left in the day to put myself back in the green, I just won't complete my dairy entry for the day and try to start over fresh the next day. **facepalm**0
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Jo.
it's is a very shortened nick name... but people still spell it Joe.
I'm like.
I can't.
Also.
Back to the pap thing- I'm generally pretty good with small talk- I like jokes- I make them put up man- mobiles for me (pretty pictures of men- like the little fishes when you were a kid at the dentist)... but when I went for a colposcopy- she came up for air (different lady) and pushed down the sheet bewteen my knees so she could see me and started blabbering on about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie. That was the moment I knew what was "to much for me".
Move it along lady- move it along.
I like this idea.... A lot.
And this name conversation has me shaking my head. Especially the twin-naming fiasco. I mean, what??
Consequently, I'm now thinking of that statistic regarding twins skipping generations and such. My husband and I are both the generations that would be due to have twins. I am not pleased with this.0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »I confess - I want to rear end this car.
I see it in the parking garage nearly every day and it makes me stabby.
I love that it makes you stabby, I often feel stabby and sometimes worry for my sanity.0 -
My name is Twyla and when I was in elementary school, the kids would sing it - Twyla-la-la-la-la.
My kids are William, Courtney, Alexandra and Sophia. I am very annoyed that Princess Sofia spells it with a "f". Now everyone spells my Sophia incorrectly.0 -
I feel disgusted to see Fat people check-in to restaurants and uploading food pictures on Facebook,0
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Confession - birthday in 2 days and I'm already above maintenance for the week. So much for saving calories.0
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ladybuggnorris wrote: »My name is Twyla and when I was in elementary school, the kids would sing it - Twyla-la-la-la-la.
My kids are William, Courtney, Alexandra and Sophia. I am very annoyed that Princess Sofia spells it with a "f". Now everyone spells my Sophia incorrectly.
I didn't realize what I was doing to my daughter when I named her Alexandria.
She has a long name to spell out every time because people ignore the "i".
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Jo.
it's is a very shortened nick name... but people still spell it Joe.
I'm like.
I can't.
Also.
Back to the pap thing- I'm generally pretty good with small talk- I like jokes- I make them put up man- mobiles for me (pretty pictures of men- like the little fishes when you were a kid at the dentist)... but when I went for a colposcopy- she came up for air (different lady) and pushed down the sheet bewteen my knees so she could see me and started blabbering on about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie. That was the moment I knew what was "to much for me".
Move it along lady- move it along.
This is why I believe you should be under anesthesia for a colonoscopy! I've had 2 and my husband has had one and they don't even offer to keep you awake around here, thankfully.
I think you read it wrong... she said colposcopy.
Oh, you're right! Sorry. Sometimes my job gets in the way of giving this thread the proper attention it deserves.0 -
This one is getting good: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10129937/vegan-hate/p1
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Confession: I hate 'car' kid names. Bentley, Lexus, Mercedes, etc.
and because I have seen this name used .. to .. death, I hate the name Nevaeh. Pfft, cheesy.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
I knew a couple that named their first daughter Lexys, and told everyone "no jokes, please!"
... their last name was Carr.
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Jo.
it's is a very shortened nick name... but people still spell it Joe.
I'm like.
I can't.
Also.
Back to the pap thing- I'm generally pretty good with small talk- I like jokes- I make them put up man- mobiles for me (pretty pictures of men- like the little fishes when you were a kid at the dentist)... but when I went for a colposcopy- she came up for air (different lady) and pushed down the sheet bewteen my knees so she could see me and started blabbering on about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie. That was the moment I knew what was "to much for me".
Move it along lady- move it along.
This is why I believe you should be under anesthesia for a colonoscopy! I've had 2 and my husband has had one and they don't even offer to keep you awake around here, thankfully.
One of my best friends is a TV reporter in another state. She recently had to get a colonoscopy, and the nurse goes "I recognize you from TV!" O_O0 -
fitfatty88 wrote: »I'm Christina and everyone spells or says it wrong. My name is my email address at work and I still get "Christine" on a weekly basis. Or I introduce myself and get "oh Chris? Christy? Chrissy? Tina? Christine?" Did I SAY any of those? No.
Yaaaasss, that's what I mean! I get Kristine, Kristina, Kirsten, Kristy, Kris, etc. It's Kristen, people! LOL0 -
kellienw335 wrote: »This one is getting good: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10129937/vegan-hate/p1
Yea I saw that one. I'm still determining whether or not I want to jump in there.0 -
Confession: I hate 'car' kid names. Bentley, Lexus, Mercedes, etc.
and because I have seen this name used .. to .. death, I hate the name Nevaeh. Pfft, cheesy.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
I knew a couple that named their first daughter Lexys, and told everyone "no jokes, please!"
... their last name was Carr.
If you have to issue a plea for no jokes....WHY0 -
Heh!
I used to work with a woman who liked "unique" names. She named her son Wylie and would complain that the kids at school (kindergarten) called him Coyote. Um, okay, like that wasn't predictable.
I also went to college with a girl named Brienne Colby, called Brie.0
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