QUICK! Weight loss secret right here!

NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
edited November 16 in Health and Weight Loss
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Sorry... Couldn't resist ;)
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  • TiffanyR71
    TiffanyR71 Posts: 217 Member
    Wow! Is it guaranteed to work??!! ;)
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
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  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    TiffanyR71 wrote: »
    Wow! Is it guaranteed to work??!! ;)

    If you pay me £30.99 a week I can tell you the answer!
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
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    Hahahahahaha!
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    It may be simple but it's not quick or easy........


    This won't catch on. :disappointed:
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    But detoxes!
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    aimeerace wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha

    I finished my Peeps last night and woke up 1.8 pounds lighter. Obviously that was the reason and not that I was nauseous all afternoon.
  • lzepeda89
    lzepeda89 Posts: 33 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
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    Lmao, this is too perfect for words!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Surely this doesn't work. There's no gimmicks involved. And if I order now, my order won't be doubled or come with free Ginzu knives.

    I call shenanigans.
  • Asher_Ethan
    Asher_Ethan Posts: 2,430 Member
    But but but Dr Oz Says that there is an easier solution as long as I pay $100 a month! That's easier than CICO so I would rather spend $1200 a year...
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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  • melduf
    melduf Posts: 468 Member
    I've reached 30 lbs lost and it shows. I had someone ask me "What do you drink?" Ehr... I exercise?? They were like "Really???" :D
  • WendyZ82
    WendyZ82 Posts: 44 Member
    I don't know.... Isn't there a shake or pill?
  • BeachGurl815
    BeachGurl815 Posts: 295 Member
    No cleanse?!?!?
  • Camo_xxx
    Camo_xxx Posts: 1,082 Member
    Cute but not a good slogan as most people will not understad eat less to mean an actual calorie deficit.

  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Yep. Works every single time if you stay in a calorie deficit.
  • Mrsallen6_11
    Mrsallen6_11 Posts: 416 Member
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  • tracikearns
    tracikearns Posts: 138 Member
    Love it!
  • lyrical_melody
    lyrical_melody Posts: 242 Member
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  • kellienw335
    kellienw335 Posts: 1,745 Member
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    I came across this on Google. Made me laugh hard with some of the crazy threads that spring up on here sometimes.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.

    You need to eat your body weight in soap which will wash away any toxins...
  • scraver2003
    scraver2003 Posts: 526 Member
    But I NEED to lose ten pounds by tomorrow!!
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    It may be simple but it's not quick or easy........


    This won't catch on. :disappointed:

    Aha, but it is quicker. How many people (IRL and on MFP) that go the "fad" route and are STILL trying to lose after YEARS of doing 10 day detoxes, 3-day diets, etc. followed by "giving up" and "falling of the wagon" and losing essentially nothing (or even gaining). And here I am--just 6 months of "slowly" losing--and I'm done, because I learned how to eat to a proper goal.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited April 2015
    Other than pleasure, eating for me is about harnessing and leveraging it toward my goals.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    scraver2003 wrote: »
    But I NEED to lose ten pounds by tomorrow!!

    Otherwise there's no point in trying at all. Because you have a hard and fast, super secret deadline that you won't explain.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    aimeerace wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.

    You need to eat your body weight in soap which will wash away any toxins...

    ~takes notes~

    Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    But, but, some of my friends on Facebook are selling shakes and saying to do the shakes, cleanse/detox, and eat vegetables to lose weight. Your way is free and sounds less unpleasant...surely it can't work. How can I lose weight if I don't spend money and make my life miserable?
  • phill_143
    phill_143 Posts: 64 Member
    Mrsallen6_11 wrote: »
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    Also, wine ;)
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