We broke up because...
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She hated my taste in shoes!0
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Wouldn't let me wear her high heel shoes0
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broke my favourite pair of heels trying to walk in them...0
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Never went out to begin with..0
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Was always in denial and ashamed of our Love!0
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She always blew me off for the Fellas!
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I was one of the Fellas0
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Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer woo....enough said
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She said she wasnt a rug muncher
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The carpet didn't match the curtains0
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Was weird about me being colour coordinated0
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She's too good for me!! :-((0
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he was Super snoopy....hate that0
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Because he didnt like my friends...everyone loves super snoopy
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I couldn't kiss her as she only had half a face0
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He always found some excuse not to kiss me...0
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She had a foot fetish0
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Her hat was close to ignition0
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He loved another0
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We're not breaking up!!!0
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Denial is the first step in the grieving process but he just couldn't get past as he spent most days masturbating in front of a mirror.0
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He analyses everything I do0
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she had too much swagger0
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Made fun of my limp and called me Gimpy!0
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She said she wanted someone spontaneous and funny, but when I showed up in a clown suit peeking in her window she freaked out.
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I accidentally shot him when he peeped in my window in a creepy clown suit! He will be missed, May he rest in Peace! 0
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