We broke up because...
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So, she actually slept with her eyes open!SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »She keep waking me up and had tears in her eyes
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Believed the gardeners stories0
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he had an imaginary gardener0
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I was Jo's gardener0
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She liked her imaginary friend better than me!!0
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She wouldn't accept Sven. Claimed she couldn't "see him"0
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Alisontheice wrote: »She wouldn't accept Sven. Claimed she couldn't "see him"
She was "too" involved with Sven the centaur....0 -
She kept forgetting Sven is my friend, not hers, she kept planning coffee dates with him0
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She had a custody battle over Sven.pechepanda wrote: »She kept forgetting Sven is my friend, not hers, she kept planning coffee dates with him
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my Sven, not yours.syedaounabbas wrote: »
She had a custody battle over Sven.pechepanda wrote: »She kept forgetting Sven is my friend, not hers, she kept planning coffee dates with him
he thought he could win the custody battle even though id obviously already won
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She dragged me into all the battles. This particular one was with Alison yet I got dragged into it. I had never even met Sven and didn't want to.pechepanda wrote: »
my Sven, not yours.syedaounabbas wrote: »
She had a custody battle over Sven.pechepanda wrote: »She kept forgetting Sven is my friend, not hers, she kept planning coffee dates with him
he thought he could win the custody battle even though id obviously already won0 -
He was guilty of Svenocide0
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He wanted to commit despicable acts0
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She said I was despicable. Me?0
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Was way too nice...not dirty enough0
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Complained about my pet pig in the house.0
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Didn't wash her pig or herself for days. Couldn't even see her pretty face some days through all the mud.JeopardyRight wrote: »Complained about my pet pig in the house.
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He ate my pet pig 0
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Didnt understand I was hiding from 'Pedator'0
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JeopardyRight wrote: »Didnt understand I was hiding from 'Pedator'
She thought she was under 18 ,,,, 8 years and counting.0 -
Was afraid of me kept calling me ..'predator'
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Made fun of my speech impedimentsyedaounabbas wrote: »JeopardyRight wrote: »Didnt understand I was hiding from 'Pedator'
She thought she was under 18 ,,,, 8 years and counting.slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was afraid of me kept calling me ..'predator'
Wouldnt play alien vs predator with me.0 -
Thought she was an alien. Behaved and spoke like one as well and then told the therapist that it was speech impairment. Our bedroom life was getting affected due to the alien screams and moansJeopardyRight wrote: »
Made fun of my speech impedimentsyedaounabbas wrote: »JeopardyRight wrote: »Didnt understand I was hiding from 'Pedator'
She thought she was under 18 ,,,, 8 years and counting.slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was afraid of me kept calling me ..'predator'
Wouldnt play alien vs predator with me.
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Had fantasies about having sex with noisy alien females0
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Thought I was an alien and wanted to dissect me0
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She said my penis was to small0
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we were never really in a relationship0
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Only wanted me...... to get to my son
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Had a Son I didnt know about!0
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