We broke up because...
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Didn't like all the attention I gave him0
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Sent "I heart you" texts every 20 minutes0
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Sang 'My heart will go on' at the top of her voice every night0
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She didn't support my musical aspirations0
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She sang like Oprah!0
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You get a breakup! And you get a breakup!0
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she insisted on checking my cell phone for messages from other wimmenz0
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he had many other Wimmenz!
And really couldn't spell that great, that really erked me!0 -
she cudnt cook0
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Would only eat my cooking if the recipe included bacon0
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didnt lik bacon0
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Spent more time with the Donkey0
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didnt like my donkey0
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Didn't like animals0
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liked to french kiss, and i dont do anything french!0
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i luv animals!!!Becka4prez wrote: »Didn't like animals
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she was running for prez, and i cannot be with someone so dedicated to their polital career.0
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took life to serious0
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didnt take life serious enough.0
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didnt lik da beach0
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We had to keep a pet donkey. He was "her child". I couldn't0
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wouldnt exersise my pet lol0
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She always wanted me to touch her *kitten*, I mean, her donkey. Wait, which one was it?0
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wudnt put clothes on even after swimmin in sea0
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kept saying "i give up"0
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called me a quitter0
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Steals peoples clothes off the beach when people are swimming! The Donkey is her co conspirator!0
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was jealous of me and my donkey clarence!0
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