We broke up because...

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  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
    I just can't do the long distance relationship
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    edited April 2015
    He always showed up at "4:20" with a "far away" look in his eyes.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I liked wine. She couldn't accept that
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    She never asked! Just because I homebrew does not negate my wine cellar!
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    She poured the milk first....then the cereal. smh.
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
    I just wanted to be friends she couldn't accept that
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    I gave up eating cereal grains, unless they've been sprouted, mashed, leeched, and fermented. He couldn't keep up.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She was upset when I made a wine/beer cocktail. I like to experiment what can I say
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she took the role of secretary so much better than me ... I couldn't handle it :cry:
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    edited April 2015
    She mistook my cries of ecstasy for distress. I also like cocktails!
    (edit: so many secretaries, so little time)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I wasn't good at taking dictation.
  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
    she hangs the toilet paper the WRONG WAY!
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    edited April 2015
    She was always disobedient @Alisontheice
  • lucille_heather
    lucille_heather Posts: 650 Member
    His selfie game was better than mine
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I'm heartbroken. I can't talk about it.
  • veganstephanie
    veganstephanie Posts: 43 Member
    they couldn't understand why my animals would always be more important than they are.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I loved the animals but not enough…never enough
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    edited April 2015
    Because of her animal instict
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Their was a lot of peanut butter in our apartment, and I'm allergic to peanuts
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He claimed I was trying to kill him with peanuts. Ok I was trying to kill him with peanuts

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