We broke up because...
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still thought unicorns were real0
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Sold my Unicorn for millions and tried to tell me he wasnt real!0
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She was completely delusional always talking about, "million dollar unicorns"0
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She didn't respect the fact that I really, truly believe that unicorns exist0
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Lack. Of. Beer.0
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Wouldnt share beer wit my unicorn.0
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Unicorn was a doxie with ears pinned up.0
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Wasnt fond of the whole "Pin-up" thing and it was my life!0
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Was always trying to get my pin up.0
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He walked, and walked, and walked…right out of my life and into Fab's0
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She froze my heart.0
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She was paranoid and kept accusing me of cheating while she slept with my brother0
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Kept playing the song "slim shady" over and over0
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She told me to put on my good sweatpants, because we were going to red lobster.0
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crawfzilla wrote: »She told me to put on my good sweatpants, because we were going to red lobster.
And that's a bad thing? You'll be thanking me later! Lol0 -
She was too cute. I just wanted to squeeze her cheeks all the time0
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She had ants in her pants0
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Lets just say....all talk no action
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because she just wouldn't put a shirt on when we go out.0
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Pretended to be a teacher whenever she put on her glasses0
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Refused to believe I had a promising career as a teacher0
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I am enrolling in her class and its against school policy for teachers and students to date0
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Im his professor, and he's not a very good student, so we had to end it0
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But I dont want to end it
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We're still together... we just told people we arent so theyd stop pestering us0
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She's still hanging on to her Ex's, all of em0
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She wouldn't show me her Kik conversations...0
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He made me cry0
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I dont date people named Tony, had to break up with him after he told me his name0
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She was too good for me0
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