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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    has had the same pair of glasses for 15 years. She can't see out of them but really who needs to see
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    Built a large catapult to fling water balloons across town.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Walks around her backyard on stilts so she can look in the neighbours' windows
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Adds unnecessary vowels into words so that she appears to be posh (or is that "poush"?)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Thinks I'm classy
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
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    Likes to go slumming around at boutique shops
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Is really a purple rose
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
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    Can perform the entire score of The H.M.S. Pinafore on the xylophone.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He's really is an outlaw
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Is a porn star
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    Secretly is trying to start a new form of government where all money is placed in a lottery that is give out in random payments via a national lottery monthly
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She is the wolf that is after lil red riding hood disguised as her grandma.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He takes his cowbell playing very seriously
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Just finished consuming the last of the canned goods he'd stocked in his bunker in advance of Y2K catastrophe.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Sneaks around into other people's photos. She doesn't own a camera
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Has a fetish...for Caramels
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    She told me all her dirty little secrets
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Has no secrets at all
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    Licks doorknobs before entering places
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
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    is really shy

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