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  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    She liked saying no a lot, sometimes even when it didn't make sense. I personally think she was losing her mind.

    So we can fall for each other again! o:)
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    because we realized we weren't "like that"...not that there's anything wrong with it.
  • SonicKrunch
    SonicKrunch Posts: 192 Member
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    I cheated, he cheated. We're better for it.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    He didn't laugh at my jokes
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    because she costed me too much money...LV, Prada...dang girl!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    He didn't laugh at my jokes

    Didn't know how to tell a joke!
  • SonicKrunch
    SonicKrunch Posts: 192 Member
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    Her jokes were mean :(
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    He had a better haircut than me.
  • KayLasMack
    KayLasMack Posts: 85 Member
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    He cried over spilled milk
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    He kept getting us lost
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    ummmm... She scurred me
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    He never had enough cowbell
  • SonicKrunch
    SonicKrunch Posts: 192 Member
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    It was too much cowbell, which for me was a really hard thing to achieve.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    His resting *kitten* face outbitched mine :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He wanted to eat dinner at Sonic every night! I was getting a little thick in the thighs!
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
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    She wouldn't share her killer lipstick with me! Something about cooties
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
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    cer_bear wrote: »
    His resting *kitten* face outbitched mine :(

    Decided to color her red hair blonde!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Tru I didn't share my lipstick but she didn't share her body
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    She didn't even try to "keep up" with me. She continually claimed that "in bed by 8" was too early and "up by 4:30" was unrealistic; going on to say that she wasn't a machine.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Every time I said her name I would crave either food or bootay which ended up being bad for my bootay! :tongue:

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