I would like to suspend all disbelief

Sued0nim
Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
edited February 2016 in Health and Weight Loss
And just buy into some dieting woo with absolute conviction

So that days like today when I am so pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai

11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh

Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me


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  • danaberge
    danaberge Posts: 117 Member
    HAHA - Love it!
  • macgurlnet
    macgurlnet Posts: 1,946 Member
    edited May 2015
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    And just buy into some dieting woo with absolute conviction

    So that days like today when I am so feckin pre-menstrual and I want to eat all the foodz and I have a party to go to will not matter because I have taken my lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai

    11 months down the line and 3 months into maintenance ...sheesh

    Maybe it's cos I never did that peep cleanse and dem toxinz a getting me

    You still need your apple cider vinegar and if you had only done your tea tox earlier this week you would be good.

    Pity.

    ;)

    ETA: lol @ this being flagged

    ~Lyssa
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    You forgot the cayenne.

    Sorry, you're going to gain weight because you left it out.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Think of the poor Toxinz! Longing for release they are.
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Plastic wrap will solve everything.
  • sherbear702
    sherbear702 Posts: 649 Member
    Celery sautéed in coconut oil...mmmm. I trying that one. NOT!
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Think of the poor Toxinz! Longing for release they are.

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  • IndigoSpider
    IndigoSpider Posts: 37 Member
    I lost 5 lbs one week when a friend slept on my couch. The only change was her sleeping on the couch. So, my new best-selling diet is the "friend on the sofa" diet! Try it, it works! :D
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
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  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Gimme something I can believe in

    I have 200 calories left and it's not even 5.30

    <wailing and a-gnashing of teeth>. There's no room for wine :(
  • AmazonMayan
    AmazonMayan Posts: 1,168 Member
    Now I want some blueberry cake with lemon glaze.
  • rushfive
    rushfive Posts: 603 Member
    Oh wouldn't it be great to believe the woo... how easy diet would be..
    Eat anything as long as I drink, take, etc... a certain food or pill, I will have no problem.
    I agree... some days would be soooo much easier to deal with. :)
  • seiffertrk
    seiffertrk Posts: 49 Member
    Hendrix7 wrote: »
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    THAT is frickin awesome! If ever I can lift that much weight over my head, I am for sure finishing with a guitar solo!
  • MommyL2015
    MommyL2015 Posts: 1,411 Member
    Hey, now, coconut oil is good stuff. Won't help you lose weight but is tasty and makes my hair soft. B)
  • ljmorgi
    ljmorgi Posts: 264 Member
    Don't forget to eat clean--wash all your food in running water like a raccoon and the weight will just drop off.
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Gimme something I can believe in

    I have 200 calories left and it's not even 5.30

    <wailing and a-gnashing of teeth>. There's no room for wine :(

    While not the exact lyrics, this is what came to mind:

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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    AmazonMayan wrote: »
    Now I want some blueberry cake with lemon glaze.

    Don't forget the cranberries.

  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    edited May 2015
    sigh. If you don't even TRY the Peep Cleanse how will you know if it works for you or not?
    Stamford did a study in its validity you know. I'm a scientist, I understand these things.

    Just, don't ask me for a link to that paper. DO YOURE OWN DAMN HOMEWORK!!! And if you don't find anything you obviously don't know where to look because you're not a scientist like me.

    You should just accept my claims cause science.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
    "rabbitjb wrote: »
    lemon water infused blueberry topped negative calorie celery gently fried in coconut oil supplement with acai

    peep cleanse.

    Hey, they work, they really do. I know 'cause I've tried them all.

    Except, the lemon water infused with blueberry negative calorie celery is not fried in coconut oil, it's baked for exactly 4.3 minutes. Didn't you know that? Oh, and the acai has to have full fat whipped cream on top of it to work.

    And, the peep cleanse.....only yellow peeps get rid of the toxins, not any other color.

    I agree....I don't know why there is so much woo spread about weight loss either. :)
  • ahoy_m8
    ahoy_m8 Posts: 3,052 Member
    I say have the glass of wine. A generous pour. Enjoy it. It will do you some good. You will then enjoy the party and your friends (more than you would enjoy the woo). You should accept my advice because ... reasons.

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