We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Lol....was naughtier than me
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she looked through my phone0
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he tried to say I had xray vision!0
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Already with someone and she wouldn't share0
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Hey eyes....they were like lasers and mesmerized me0
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she was always on the ice. I couldn't ice skate
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She was always giving me that disapproving look!
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She snored really loud0
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Just kept finding excuses why we should breakup0
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He bought me this for our anniversary
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I needed sleep0
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He was a bore in the Boudoir! ;p0
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she would purr like a cat during certain activities. It was a little disturbing0
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Always played McDonald had a farm..0
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He didnt want a Tiger in the Boudoir but rather, a dead fish!0
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She thought I liked the smell of tuna...0
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He never washed his feet!0
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she was always smelling my feet to see if I washed them good enough0
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I found pictures on his phone. ..they weren't me0
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I thought we were in an open relationship0
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He knew we weren't in an open relationship but insisted on playing innocent0
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I found condoms in her purse but we never used condoms0
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Wouldn't believe me that i used the condoms as water balloons0
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I thought we were dating. She thought I was stalking0
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He was Stalking other Women!
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she called the cops just because I liked climbing the tree outside her bedroom window0
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He didn't like my favorite poem, humpty dumpty.0
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I just wasn't enough...needed a harem of mfpers
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One time when he had drank too much he admitted that the reason he was with me was because I reminded him of Humpty Dumpty!
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Wouldn't do that thing I liked0
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