We broke up because...
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Didn't like her toes in the sand0
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He hated sand in his butt crack......caused raw spots0
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She was on crack!0
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She wanted my crack0
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Didn't share0
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Thought what mine was his! I dont see a ring Buddy!!!0
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Bought her a ring...wasn't happy it came off a *kitten* can0
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I never knew what she was talking about because MFP Bleeped her!0
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She was too complicated0
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She was always bringing merchandise back after using it for only a short while0
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Love to return sex toys0
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Was always grouchy and when I got fed up with it, wouldn't leave me alone ;-;0
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She'd disappear at random times...I missed her so much0
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She touched my food0
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He wouldn't feed me0
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Didn't like the raw chicken I threw at it!!0
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Didn't like it when i threw up the raw chicken on her carpet0
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Wasn't house trained0
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Yep didn't like it when i crapped in her bed either0
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She started biting me!0
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He lied ...he loved it when i bit0
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I found her bite mark on my brother!!0
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I'm her brother!0
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She was in love with my sister0
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I preferred her sister0
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She gave me something0
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I got it from her0
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She kept trying to get me to eat apples in a garden!0
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She stole everything I owned and then rubbed it in my face when people complimented her!0
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Not true. I gave her everything and lavished her with compliments. It wasn't enough0
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