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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
    He didn't like my sparkly pants!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He didn't want me :'(

    Dear Heart, how can you utter such blasphemy!!! :'(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lemonshake wrote: »
    He didn't like my sparkly pants!
    The pants were ok, it was the sparkles on other things that caused problems.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I lived to far away ....wanted someone closer .. :'(
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Lemonshake wrote: »
    He didn't like my sparkly pants!
    The pants were ok, it was the sparkles on other things that caused problems.

    He thought I was too flamboyant
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She dressed in 10 different clashing colors! Embarrassing!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She never color coordinated and it was so embarrassing being seen out with her -- she said it was a "fashion statement"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I lived to far away ....wanted someone closer .. :'(
    But you said you were coming to visit...... ;)<3o:)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Found out he took having "hoes in different area codes" to a whole new level. He had his "skanks in different countries"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I was always taught it was polite to share ..... she wasn't into it apparently
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he spread his loving all over and when he got home, there was none left for me.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was so greedy.... all the time it was about her and what she wanted and needed....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I told him I needed five dollars and he flipped out at me, and called me a gold digger.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Because she kept asking me for $5 every time I asked for sex.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He asked for sex every five minutes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She cheapened herself! At least ask for $20!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Five dollars !!! She spent money like crazy!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He made me do my holiday shopping at the dollar store, and only 1 dollar per person.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was an extravagant spender
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made me buy my panties at the thrift shop in the penny bin.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Bought her panties used! :worried:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    wouldn't wear panties, was embarrassing when she wore those mini dresses and had to bend over.
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Never let me into her panties
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I liked fresh air!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Fresh Air was the rap artist that lived next door to us.
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Her neighbour played boring rap too loud
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I had to wear headphones at all times because he couldn't stand my music taste
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    She wouldn't give me s masage
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    a thought a me s masage was something dirty, little did I know I just misheard her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had selective hearing!

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