Corrupt Wish Game

There's peace on earth, but overpopulation destroys all natural resources and there's not enough food to eat.

I wish I didn't have to pay my ex alimony.

You no longer have to pay your Ex alimony. This is because the judge was someone who wished he could rush through his law degree and was granted his wish. The case wasn't held in accordance with correct judis prudence, so your divorce was anulled - you're STILL married


I wish that shops accepted Monopoly money (mine only, nobody else's - that'd be silly)

You got greedy with the monopoly money and forced all of your favorite businesses out of business.

I wish I could see in the dark without the use of a light source (can't make it too easy ).

You can see in the dark without a light source, but you can no longer see when there is a light source.

I wish I could change the length of my hair at will without it costing money.

Your wish has been granted, but you quickly get bored of it due to it not being a challenge. You find yourself trying to not hack something.

I wish for the time to build / create each of my inventions I have in mind and turn them into successful businesses.

Your wish is granted, but you only have enough money to buy tickets for non-refundable flights. Due to a insurgent uprising in the first country you are to visit, all flights are cancelled to that country leading you to miss every subsequent flight.

I wish I would be able to invent a mass marketable flying car.

you invent a mass marketable flying car, but geese fly into every engine causing mass collisions and crashes to earth. then your nemesis invents teleportation and is granted the nobel prize in physics and everyone says, "tiggerrick who??"

i wish every time i opened my hand a $100 bill would appear.

Wish granted - every time you open your hand, a $100 bill appears - in someone else's hand.

I wish there actually were 25 hours in a day.

You invented MS-DOS, but Bill Gates "borrows" it from you, leaving history unchanged except for the fact that you are now bitter.

I wish I could perfect nuclear fusion and bring it to market.

You profect nuclear fusion and bring it to market then marry your high school sweetheart whom divorces you shortly after taking with her all your money and rights to your discovery.
I wish drunk lazy step son took better care of his toddler.

Score, considering I was the fat, nerdy kid in high school and didn't even have a girl friend until I was 24. :laugh: That, and I'm already married, though I suppose she could run off with it.

Your step son cleans up his act and takes excellent care of his child, only the child grows to resent the "smothering" father and becomes the person your step son is now.

I wish I'll get a great, well paying job in my field in the town I'm moving to in August instead of having to drive over an hour 1 way to work.

Wish granted
People now are not judged by how they look, but by what they own.

I wish I could loose weight faster

Wish granted, your weight is now "loose" and floppy, hanging all over the place. (yes, I'm one of the grammar police) =P

I wish I wasn't OCD about grammar.

Wish granteed. You know don't care about how I, or any other person, spel tings anywere. You then spell your own name wrong, are mistaken for an Al Queida operative, and held by the CIA and sent to Guantanamo Bay never to be heard from again.

I wish alcoholic drinks could have zero calories.

Wish granted, your weight is now "loose" and floppy, hanging all over the place. (yes, I'm one of the grammar police) =P

I wish I wasn't OCD about grammar.

haha i'm the same way!

You get a top paying job right before your move the night before you start a tornado wipes the business down to the ground. Leaving you the option of commuting the hour to work at Mc Donalds cause your old job won't hire you back

You don't know how true this could actually be, a town 10 minutes away from where I'm moving got hit with a tornado yesterday.\

Wish granted. You now know all the outcomes and are unable to make any decisions or do anything because you know nothing will turn out the way you want it to.

I wish it wasn't so humid out.

Your wish is granted, it is now drier than the desert, evaporating all the water, there is no rain, causing all the plants to die. They now refer to your city as "dust town".

I wish I could lucid dream (you know you are dreaming and thus can do whatever you want).

You can lucid dream. You get addictive to sleep aids so you can live in your new found world. Sadly you think your asleep one day and are not and decide to fly. The fall does not kill you just paralyze you from the neck down.
I wish I had grasped my weight loss when i first started gaining.

You gain the ability to lucid dream, but in your dream, your every wish comes true and your body then refuses to ever let you wake up. You end up wasting away over the course of a month until your body shuts down.

I wish my Moobs would go away.

assuming moobs are man boobs.
You no longer have man boobs although you now have a monthly visiting from aunt flow.
Still wish I had grasped my weight sooner.

You manage to have gotten you weight under control when you were younger, but it was due to a famine that swept the globe, killing off 75% of the population.

I wish I was 20 years younger with my current knowledge and skill set.