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He said something bout my butter butt or something like that!0
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She passed me up for a Man!!!0
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We tried every which way to try and make it work but it just didnt work0
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she was jealous of my hair0
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he had a mullet and though it was still 19870
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She was brutally honest0
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He didn't like Orange is the new Black....✋0
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She wanted me to dress in prison garb...I told her just because we were using handcuffs didn't mean I needed to don an orange jumpsuit0
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I didn't like be immobilized!0
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Didn't like to do anything0
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Wore socks during "bed-play time"0
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Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Wore socks during "bed-play time"
Didn't understand her sock phobia0 -
I'm more of a Superman fan!
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She preferred Catwoman - I wore Poison Ivy outfit one night0
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »
She was always giving off the wrong signals!0 -
Couldn't read simple signals0
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Couldn't teach me how to read it frustrated herslimgirljo15 wrote: »Couldn't read simple signals
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Never wanted to actually learn!0
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she would never stop wearing lipstick!0
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He was always stealing my lipstick0
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I said I liked *kitten*, and she brought home a cat!0
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arian10daddy wrote: »she would never stop wearing lipstick!
Was allergic to cosmetics0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »arian10daddy wrote: »she would never stop wearing lipstick!
Was allergic to cosmetics
who would like lipstick on their d!**!0 -
arian10daddy wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »arian10daddy wrote: »she would never stop wearing lipstick!
Was allergic to cosmetics
who would like lipstick on their d!**!
Didn't like my lipstick on his privates0 -
her lipstick would make it sticky!0
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arian10daddy wrote: »her lipstick would make it sticky!
Complained during oral0 -
She ate all my peanut butter treats!0
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burning2much wrote: »She ate all my peanut butter treats!
Made me beg for treats0
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