We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

  He was always sniffing and I had to arrange an Intervention!

  
  at the house paint section of Walmart - so not in tune with my needs
  
  

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  He was a junkie

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  June 2015

  she told my grandmother a rampant rabbit was a F1 driver 0_o

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  was letting an F1 driver check her oil

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  He checked everyone else's oil but mine!

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  you gave your dipstick to someone else

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  Said his kitty was prettier than mine!

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  won't pet my kitty

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  justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member

  June 2015

  There were too many other people trying to get her attention

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  Just wanted her attention, it unnerved her.

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  June 2015

  She only whistled to get my attention.

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  June 2015

  I couldn't keep his attention for longer than 5 minutes

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  June 2015

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  June 2015

  I slipped on his drool puddles daily coming out of the shower.. it hurt

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  June 2015

  Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »

  She kept staring at my drool puddles.

  Loved his cats more than me
  

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  justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member

  June 2015

  She was so clumsy!

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  She would come home covered in drool, swore she was mauled by a dog

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  June 2015

  Spnneil06 wrote: »

  She would come home covered in drool, swore she was mauled by a dog

  
  Didn't believe me when I told her why I was covered in drool

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  kept slipping on her drool puddles - wouldn't reveal the cause of

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  He was drooling all over my girlfriend to show me that he knew I was cheating on hkm

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  Him

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  never understood my salivagland problem

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  justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member

  June 2015

  Because I never understood anything he was talking about

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  June 2015 edited June 2015

  she salivated while watching the old men play bowls... it got awkward

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  June 2015

  GFitMan wrote: »

  never understood my salivagland problem

  
  Drooled all over me. He ruined my favorite shoes

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  June 2015

  Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »

  she photo shopped pics of my head onto a nude of Larry King and put it online.

  
  0_o that was a scay new image of you to imagine lol

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  June 2015

  blurodriguez7 wrote: »

  GFitMan wrote: »

  never understood my salivagland problem

  
  Drooled all over me. He ruined my favorite shoes

  
  didn't like my blue suede shoes
  
  

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  June 2015

  They were tacky I stand by my actions

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  June 2015

  She was all action. Never relaxed

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