We broke up because...

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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    rawwwrrrrrrrr - ready for my activity time ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Silly boy never wanted to stop coloring me pictures! Don't tell him but he's not that good
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I found her other lover locked in her closet
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

    cklbrown wrote: »
    I found her other lover locked in her closet

    Ran off with some guy in a closet lol



  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Silly boy never wanted to stop coloring me pictures! Don't tell him but he's not that good

    never satisfied

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He doesn't lie about this, very upsetting
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    prone to break downs
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    prone to break downs

    Wasn't aware he dumped me
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she lived in her head, was never aware of what was going on in the real world
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted me to tell her everything, down to what I think about when taking a shower
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    prone to break downs

    Wasn't aware he dumped me

    would only occur if i was sleepwalking and not in control of my senses. She misunderstood. Come back. Dinner is ready

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he would sleep walk in the night, I had to lock the doors and windows as he thought he could fly! I couldn't sleep :(
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    would render my witty brain without retort
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He stared off into the distance and drooled a lot!
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    Was too distant
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    ridiculed my handicaps
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was tooo perfect......I had all the faults
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    her only fault was thinking i was perfect - i couldnt live up to it
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    because I almost died and went to heaven looking at them crotch shots :o:love:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Way to humble...he was perfect and everyone knows it...I could never be good enough
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    Set a low bar
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    Oh damn...we broke up???..please take me back...i will do whatever it takes....on my knees begging ;)
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    let's us three just never break up @slimgirljo15 @determined_ella
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    deal... it was more of a break to do our own things for a bit lol ;p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Deal...Im in :#
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    done - off to our island in the sun
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    edited June 2015
    Ran off with other women :'(
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    didn't realize she could be on the next flight to fantasy island lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Was sending crotch shots out
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Was sending crotch shots out

    since the 1990's hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    doesn't support my lifestyle

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